Grant Sentience to Something

[SonicWaffle]

For me, well I would make my truck sentient. I would be great, I could just pop in take a nap and arrive at my destination.

That's working on the assumption that your truck is happy with being your slave. You may well wake up in a locked truck at the bottom of a lake, or even worse, in France!

 

[shadyh8er]

Abe Lincoln so I could hear just how high-pitched his voice was.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Any and all plants.

I have a few veggie friends who have been known to get on the 'meat is murder' high-horse every now and then - that'd shut 'em up!

 

[Klepa]

Cats.

Just so people would finally realize what bastards cats are.

 

[manaman]

For me, well I would make my truck sentient. I would be great, I could just pop in take a nap and arrive at my destination.

That's working on the assumption that your truck is happy with being your slave. You may well wake up in a locked truck at the bottom of a lake, or even worse, in France!

Eight years we have been together truck! Eight years! How could you?

Well aside from when I left you to sit for about a year, and the other time I left you to sit for a bit over a year

I'm not really sure it's my slave, I mean you don't realize how much maintenance work I do for the truck, how much I baby it. How many times I through about trading it in for newer fancier truck.

 

[Skorpyo]

Just for laughs, you understand...

I love you.

OT: I grant sentience to my Mac SE/30.

Spoiler: Not my pic, but it fits.

Hilarity ensues.

 

[Lyri]

Squids

 

[Hashime]

I would grant sentience to myself. Think about that for a second...

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Ants.

It would be a cool way to die at least.

they'd probably enslave us and force us to build miles of underground tunnels for them

Seeing as they are sentient and think and feel like humans do, wouldnt they have like huge underground cities? That would be really, REALLY cool.

Someone should make a movie or write a book about that, or maybe even a game.

It would be a little like Bioshock but underground, and you are an ant, the enemies are ants and the final boss is a bunch of ants in a giant ROBOT ANT BATTLESUIT!

And the ants are really advanced and have DEATH RAYS.

I would play the shit out of that.

I'd probably let my pet spider have sentience, so I could tell him to get the fuck away whenever the cats want to eat him. I've gone through three Georges, dammit!

 

[Hashime]

Ants.

It would be a cool way to die at least.

they'd probably enslave us and force us to build miles of underground tunnels for them

Seeing as they are sentient and think and feel like humans do, wouldnt they have like huge underground cities? That would be really, REALLY cool.

Someone should make a movie or write a book about that, or maybe even a game.

It would be a little like Bioshock but underground, and you are an ant, the enemies are ants and the final boss is a bunch of ants in a giant ROBOT ANT BATTLESUIT!

And the ants are really advanced and have DEATH RAYS.

I would play the shit out of that.

I'd probably let my pet spider have sentience, so I could tell him to get the fuck away whenever the cats want to eat him. I've gone through three Georges, dammit!

I hate to make a children's cartoon reference, but there is an episode on Fairly Odd Parents where cockroaches do that.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Ants.

It would be a cool way to die at least.

they'd probably enslave us and force us to build miles of underground tunnels for them

Seeing as they are sentient and think and feel like humans do, wouldnt they have like huge underground cities? That would be really, REALLY cool.

Someone should make a movie or write a book about that, or maybe even a game.

It would be a little like Bioshock but underground, and you are an ant, the enemies are ants and the final boss is a bunch of ants in a giant ROBOT ANT BATTLESUIT!

And the ants are really advanced and have DEATH RAYS.

I would play the shit out of that.

I'd probably let my pet spider have sentience, so I could tell him to get the fuck away whenever the cats want to eat him. I've gone through three Georges, dammit!

I hate to make a children's cartoon reference, but there is an episode on Fairly Odd Parents where cockroaches do that.

Except they didn't make giant cockroach robot suits. They just made a nuclear missile which they were going to launch, before taking over the world. But they were sent to Fairy World, since evidently cockroaches can't die.

...I'll just hide in the shame corner now for remembering all that.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I make a stuffed pipe fox, like the one from XXX Holic, and then grant it life. Because that would be the most awesome pet ever.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

The Eifel Tower.

......I like the way you think.


OT: A black '67 Impala. If anyone thinks they know why, please feel to quote me. There might be a reward in it for you if you guess right. (Hint: It's a reference to something incredibly awesome. Also, the car I'm referencing does not already posses sentience in the TV show it may or not be featured on.)

 

[Impluse_101]

Just for laughs, you understand...

You sir...you sir have shown us something fantastic... I should know, I watched that show series....and it is, and you...

 

[TeeBs]

A toilet, I am a very sadistic man.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

People
/symbolism.

 

[XIGBARx13]

My Xbox 360, so I could listen to it complain about me spending more time with my DS than it.

 

[Mcupobob]

The Eifel Tower.

......I like the way you think.


OT: A black '67 Impala. If anyone thinks they know why, please feel to quote me. There might be a reward in it for you if you guess right. (Hint: It's a reference to something incredibly awesome.)

Night rider???

Anyways a vacuum I guess, for the lolz

 

[CouchCommando]

A black customized 1982 Pontiac Trans Am.