"Great Scott!" (Your spoken phrases.)

[figday]

"Holy mother of (insert random anything here)!!"

 

[Ladette]

Well....hell man, I dunno.
Cunting moron!
I really don't give a fuck.
I'll do it, if I don't nobody else will.
Sup-fuck?!
"________" did it/that first.
Deal with it.
Just answer the goddamn question.

 

[Daveman]

I say "BOOM" at the end of sentences to add emphasis or deliver putdowns.

 

[Switchblade1080]

Fuck you!! And HOLY (or OH) SHIT!!!

But vulgar language gets old though, to the point where it actually stings more to troll in such a formal manner...

 

[damocles23]

Jupiter's cock!
Help me Batman-Jesus!

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"Could be worse" - Any time I'm given bad news
"Gathered that" - Any time someone tells me something I already know.

 

[randomsix]

I've recently been phasing out "holy $#!^" in favor of "oh my goodness."

 

[Continuity]

It varies depending on the situation and my level of irritation, but these are a few common expletives for me in descending order:

Fuck right off. (severe irritation)

Bollocks. (mild irritation)

Arse cakes! (for an "oh snap" moment)

D'oh! (I've just done something stupid)

Bloody hell. (I feel I should acknowledge the profundity of the situation but really I don't care)

What what? (I didn't catch that)

 

[i7omahawki]

"Christ on a bike!" is the angry version of surprise. I don't know why it has to be Christ, or a bike, it just rolls off the tongue so well and its phonetics express outrage.

 

[prototyper]

Cockhobbit.

Don't ask.

 

[Wintermoot]

What the fudge?(I don,t censor myself and have no problem with the word fuck but fudge just sounds funny)
I also used the phrase "now the rubber band is on the other claw!" from Futurama once.
also: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT..... when a Heavy Weapons guys is coming my way and I,m most likely going to die.
"mine,s bigger" if somebody is saying some kind of stick is big I say that and tell them I have the same thing (if they say something like that,s disgussting I say that they should get their heads out of the gutter)
WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT?! sometimes people try to tell me I,m fat by talking around it and I would trick them into thinking I,m pissed off untill they just say I,m fat just to fuck with them.

 

[alittlepepper]

"Quackers." --As a sort of non-offensive alternative to most situations where I might swear.
"Oh, smeggin hell." --Coming upon a situation of difficulty.
"...How lovely." --Same as previous.
"What the grrrargh." --Getting sniped or killed very suddenly in pretty much any game ever, but manage to get over it quickly. Feel free to substitute profanity there for when I don't.
That's about all I can think of right now.

 

[thylasos]

"Blimey! / Bollocks! / Christ Almighty! / Pricks! / Oh, Cock!"

 

[Queen Michael]

"Vilda vaniljmunkar!" (Wild vanilla donuts!)
"Gudars skymning!" (Twilight of gods!)
"Göta Petter!" (Just a name. Pronounces "YURT-uh Pett-er".)

 

[herts]

Far out. :3

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus!"

And I know I've been playing Dragon Age too much when I use "Andraste's flaming knickers"...

 

[Adam Galli]

I've been using "what fresh new hell is this?" lately, but you can't go wrong with the classics:

Goddamn it
Son of a *****
etcetera, etcetera

 

[Laser Priest]

I generally say "By the beard!" or "By the gods!"

I'm not sure why, but I like it.

Also, when I'm being anti-classy: "SHITMOUTH!"

 

[Alien Mole]

Blimey, (oh) bugger, (bleedin') hell, son of a [X], mother of [X], and my personal favourite: 'Ah, crudmuffins.'

Also 'fuck.' Often 'fuck.'

 

[Ambi]

"Gah."

"Sokay." ("it's okay")

I haven't been around friends or people my age much lately, so I don't know what else. I don't really exclaim at things. Those aren't really phrases but seeing as people are posting words I thought I may as well. I try not to let myself say too many things like "...so, yeah" or "...and yeah" any more.