for some reason this thread reminds me of this and yeah even a small tap anywhere near the privates is definitely no fun to anyone.
Groin Attacks Are Not Funny
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The simple fact that a guy can watch another guy getting wacked in the nuts and feel pain himself says something, seriously, if you're in a group with 5 guys and 5 girls, and they all watch a nut smacking video, the guys all go "oooo" and inhale deeply...maybe it's just an empathizing thing, but still
I put in bold the most important part.tkioz said:
There are no rules when defending yourself from an attacker.
As a guy, I would never hit another guy in the balls 'for laughs'. I do think it's funny if someone gets hit in the balls through an accident or idiotic behaviour. Call me cruel, but watching my nephew swing a whiffle bat trying to hit a ball and end up hitting my brother in the sack is hilarious.
But when it comes to self defense? I would have no problem soccer-kicking a guy in the crotch. I'm not an aggressive guy. I never start fights, and I talk my way out of a bad situation 99% of the time. But if some guy comes at me, I'll do what I can to make sure I get hurt the least amount possible. Hence: Kick to the crotch. He can call me a cheap, wimpy, dirty fighter all he wants when he's doubled over on the ground and I'm getting out of there. I don't start fights, but I'll sure as heck finish it.
This is not right, there is no reason besides assault for anyone to hit a man in the groin. This reminds me of my friend's stories about how girls in his high school would kick guys in the groin for no reason except they thought it was funny, they weren't being attacked, harassed, anything. That's not okay, that is potentially physically disabling a part of a person's body for the rest of their life for their own amusement. In cases such as that and the case you mention "punching a dude there as acceptable for being a jerk" are clear cut cases of assault in which the man can defend himself.tkioz said:
You obviously skipped over "usually with the common warning that I know well about not using this on people useless it's for real... notable exception? the strikes to the testicles."Arachon said:
Would a vicious nipple-twister in return be considered fair game or even any kind of equivalent? Just going near the chest area, even out of a shared joke or accidentally during a friendly hug seems to warrant a non-friendly bash to the balls with some female acquaintances.
But then maybe given (apparent) higher risk of attack/rape and less ability to fight it off (meh... if the guy's got a knife, it's all academic unless you're a judo master/mistress), perhaps it gets ingrained as a way of getting yourself a couple of crucial seconds to escape from an early age. Quite how it then crosses the line into being something you use in less serious circumstances is the mystery.
One younger girl has gone so far as to threaten castration in response to one dude's jokes. But to be fair, it then turned out she didn't (at 17...) really know what it meant, and like some kind of elementary schooler was using it because she simply knew it was a bad word when wielded against men.
But then maybe given (apparent) higher risk of attack/rape and less ability to fight it off (meh... if the guy's got a knife, it's all academic unless you're a judo master/mistress), perhaps it gets ingrained as a way of getting yourself a couple of crucial seconds to escape from an early age. Quite how it then crosses the line into being something you use in less serious circumstances is the mystery.
One younger girl has gone so far as to threaten castration in response to one dude's jokes. But to be fair, it then turned out she didn't (at 17...) really know what it meant, and like some kind of elementary schooler was using it because she simply knew it was a bad word when wielded against men.
Would a vicious nipple-twister in return be considered fair game or even any kind of equivalent? Just going near the chest area, even out of a shared joke or accidentally during a friendly hug seems to warrant a non-friendly bash to the balls with some female acquaintances.
But then maybe given (apparent) higher risk of attack/rape and less ability to fight it off (meh... if the guy's got a knife, it's all academic unless you're a judo master/mistress), perhaps it gets ingrained as a way of getting yourself a couple of crucial seconds to escape from an early age. Quite how it then crosses the line into being something you use in less serious circumstances is the mystery.
One younger girl has gone so far as to threaten castration in response to one dude's jokes. But to be fair, it then turned out she didn't (at 17...) really know what it meant, and like some kind of elementary schooler was using it because she simply knew it was a bad word when wielded against men.
But then maybe given (apparent) higher risk of attack/rape and less ability to fight it off (meh... if the guy's got a knife, it's all academic unless you're a judo master/mistress), perhaps it gets ingrained as a way of getting yourself a couple of crucial seconds to escape from an early age. Quite how it then crosses the line into being something you use in less serious circumstances is the mystery.
One younger girl has gone so far as to threaten castration in response to one dude's jokes. But to be fair, it then turned out she didn't (at 17...) really know what it meant, and like some kind of elementary schooler was using it because she simply knew it was a bad word when wielded against men.
Don't know if it's been said, but:
Striking a man in the balls can lead to Testicular Torsion, which in turn can quickly lead to the loss of one of his testicles.
Yes, it's a medical fact that kicking, punching, or any blow to the balls can indeed lead to LOSING YOUR TESTICLES.
What happens when a woman is struck in the breast? Swelling, bruising, and severe pain. NOTHING ELSE. Don't think that just because they're women they'll lose a breat because of a single punch, and don;t think that just because they're men they can take a hit to the testicles.
-Now don't get me wrong, by no means am I saying either one is okay to do. However, I just wanted to add those two facts because many have been led to believe it's the other way around. Admittedly, if the strike is hard enough I'm sure some permanent internal damage can be done to a woman's breast, but nowhere near as bad as to a man's testicles.
Testicles = External Ovaries
You think all men will just lay there afterward? If you strike a man in the balls, make sure you get the fuck outta Dodge, because they WILL come after you. They'll either physically show you their anger, or, God forbid they lose a testicle, they'll take you to court and clean you out. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE WITNESSES AND GOOD REASON, otherwise, ladies, you're in some deep shit.
--Same goes for guys who're grinding up on a woman who's told you to fuck off three times and receives a strike to the balls. Don't think you can get away with hitting her back after molesting her, douche-bag.
Striking a man in the balls can lead to Testicular Torsion, which in turn can quickly lead to the loss of one of his testicles.
Yes, it's a medical fact that kicking, punching, or any blow to the balls can indeed lead to LOSING YOUR TESTICLES.
What happens when a woman is struck in the breast? Swelling, bruising, and severe pain. NOTHING ELSE. Don't think that just because they're women they'll lose a breat because of a single punch, and don;t think that just because they're men they can take a hit to the testicles.
-Now don't get me wrong, by no means am I saying either one is okay to do. However, I just wanted to add those two facts because many have been led to believe it's the other way around. Admittedly, if the strike is hard enough I'm sure some permanent internal damage can be done to a woman's breast, but nowhere near as bad as to a man's testicles.
Testicles = External Ovaries
You think all men will just lay there afterward? If you strike a man in the balls, make sure you get the fuck outta Dodge, because they WILL come after you. They'll either physically show you their anger, or, God forbid they lose a testicle, they'll take you to court and clean you out. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE WITNESSES AND GOOD REASON, otherwise, ladies, you're in some deep shit.
--Same goes for guys who're grinding up on a woman who's told you to fuck off three times and receives a strike to the balls. Don't think you can get away with hitting her back after molesting her, douche-bag.
most painful thing i have heard of or can imagine? my friend was doing his marshal arts thing when he got slammed down to the ground at like 50mph and his balls got caught between his legs.... painfull even thinking about it
The true formula for a groin shot is two fold:
1. It must be from a UFO (basically an object that was launched from a certain location without the intention of hitting a man in the groin)
2. It must be unexpected (if it was expected, it can still be funny, but the odds are about 50/50 on that one)
What you are describing is a woman or a girl hitting or kicking you in the crotch. In most cases, this isn't funny, since they are using an object that is attached to their body. Now... If they threw an object... Said object is small and won't do any damage... Said object had no intention of hitting you in the crotch... And it still does... THAT's funny. And always will be.
A little girl running up to you and punching you in the balls? Not funny. Never will be.
1. It must be from a UFO (basically an object that was launched from a certain location without the intention of hitting a man in the groin)
2. It must be unexpected (if it was expected, it can still be funny, but the odds are about 50/50 on that one)
What you are describing is a woman or a girl hitting or kicking you in the crotch. In most cases, this isn't funny, since they are using an object that is attached to their body. Now... If they threw an object... Said object is small and won't do any damage... Said object had no intention of hitting you in the crotch... And it still does... THAT's funny. And always will be.
A little girl running up to you and punching you in the balls? Not funny. Never will be.
Its only funny until it happens to you. Now I my body kind of twitches whenever I see a crotch shot on film or on television. Women, if you have to hit us, slap us in the face and walk away. Please, please, please leave my friends in the basement alone. I want to have children someday.
...I've never been hit in the groin, nor do I ever want to, but I still laugh/wince whenever I see it on TV... (though maybe if I'm ever attacked I might try it as a last resort)... it's probably best when it doesn't happen to you...
I don't condone hitting women for practically any reason, but I don't mind telling you that if any female happened to purposely strike me in the groin, ever, I wouldn't hesitate to punch the living shit out of her. There's just no excuse for it unless you're in imminent danger.
Being kicked in the balls is probably the most painful thing I've experienced in my life (many times), the last of which being when my friend threw an xbox controller at me and it hit me square in the balls with the pointy end of the pistol grip. However, although they're incredibly painful, groin attacks are also one of the funniest things on earth.
Its True my friend got hit in the nuts with a Cricket Ball and i swear his voice afterwards sounded like his balls parachuted out of his ears...alxhrmn said:
I almost started rolling across the floor with laughter!
