Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

Double A

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Accidental groin attacks are hilarious, unless I'm on the receiving end, or if it's with a cannonball or something like that.

If a chick is getting attacked, I can see that justified, but if she just randomly knees a dude for laughs, that's just lame. And painful to watch.
 

JanatUrlich

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asinann said:
JanatUrlich said:
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!
Says someone who obviously didn't read the first post, you know the part where he said unless you are being attacked, it's not kosher to go for the nuts. What's being complained about it that women seem to find it amusing to kick someone in the nuts because the man that's talking to her said something she didn't like, or she teaches her small children that it's hilarious to run up and randomly hit a guy there (which doesn't get her arrested or even reprimanded by police, but if a man so much as SAYS he's gonna hit a woman he gets 5 years.)
Excuse me, but the OP definitely talks about being taught to kick a dude in the nuts in a self defence class. The key term here is 'self defence' which suggests to me that the OP also does not believe that it is acceptable to groin kick whilst being attacked.

And yeah it is amusing to kick a guy in the nuts. It's one of the few advantages we have over men and we're gonna fucking keep it.
 

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JanatUrlich said:
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!
That's not the point of this, it's that many women think it's ok in casual environments. They think if anything doens't go their way "GO FOR THE BALLS!" The common response? "Giving birth is worse" I've only heard that come back from people who have never given birth.
 

Danpascooch

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We should make a new America's Funniest Home Videos that has more videos showing Women getting hit in the breasts than not, see if they find it as funny.
 

Danpascooch

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JanatUrlich said:
asinann said:
JanatUrlich said:
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!
Says someone who obviously didn't read the first post, you know the part where he said unless you are being attacked, it's not kosher to go for the nuts. What's being complained about it that women seem to find it amusing to kick someone in the nuts because the man that's talking to her said something she didn't like, or she teaches her small children that it's hilarious to run up and randomly hit a guy there (which doesn't get her arrested or even reprimanded by police, but if a man so much as SAYS he's gonna hit a woman he gets 5 years.)
Excuse me, but the OP definitely talks about being taught to kick a dude in the nuts in a self defence class. The key term here is 'self defence' which suggests to me that the OP also does not believe that it is acceptable to groin kick whilst being attacked.

And yeah it is amusing to kick a guy in the nuts. It's one of the few advantages we have over men and we're gonna fucking keep it.
Yeah, but he said the teacher warned them not to use this as a joke, unless you are being attacked for just about every move taught EXCEPT the groin move, there was no warning there.

Whether you agree with that assertion or not, is another thing, but that is clearly what the OP said, and saying he didn't is wrong.

I can't get my head around your argument here, are you saying it is ALRIGHT to kick a guy in the balls when not being attacked? Because that is all me and the OP are saying, even if you did understandably misinterpret it. I can't imagine anyone could be of that opinion.
 

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For some bizarre reason, some of my friends at high school thought it would be funny to turn it into a game they called 'Sack Shot'. Basically, two guys sit at opposite ends of the room on the floor with their legs apart. They then take it in turns to throw a ball of any sort, usually it was a tennis ball though smetimes if that wasn't available they used a squash ball (seriously, those things are even worse!), at the crotch of the other person. The aim was to cause your opponent as much pain as possible so they'd give up. If you give up, or if you move either hand from your side to block the shot, then you automatically lose. Your best hope was that your opponent had crap aim.

Seriously, they played this most lunchtimes in the Sixth Form common room. It got to the point where, although I was fortunate enough to never be pushed into playing it, I considered wearing my old cricket box to school each day for a short while (which I hadn't used since Year Seven). Fortunately, it died out fairly quickly...

Oh, and another time I was watching some friends play a game of squash on the school courts and one of them was hit in the crotch by a squash ball at high speed. He was literally rolling around on the floor in agony for at least ten minutes. Frankly, we all thought it was hilarious... :p
Sounds like this:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/3616/detail/

But yeah, this nonsense is freaking stupid. Glad I missed out on that game. Now I'm an adult, so anyone who tries that crap with me I can hit with an assault charge. Or just, you know, hit.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you could bring someone up on criminal charges even as a minor if they did that to you, no matter your age. It could be considered assault, or maybe even sexual harassment.
 

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I remember one time when I was part of an anacronistic fighting club and we were doing squad-on-squad practice. I was using a sword, my direct opponent a spear; both of us had shields and we're crouched down in a defensive stance. During the match, I decided to break my guard and rise up to attack from above... right as said spearman made a thrust for my gut.

The spear hit me above the groin instead. It was a near-miss, but still close enough to result in a mildly painful stun. The whole match ground to a halt and absolutely everyone was asking me "You okay? You okay?" With a smile, I excused myself as "killed in action", removed myself from the fight, and asked them to resume.

It's really nice when people actually express concern like that. Not like when I was twelve and someone threw a chunk of ice into my groin during a snowball fight. I immediately fell on my back, crying out in agony while everyone just stared at me dumbfounded. "You 'kay?" "DO I LOOK OKAY, YOU MORONS?!?"

I'm starting to wonder if sympathy is inverse to pain or something. Whenever I'm fine, people act all concerned, yet whenever I am in tons of pain and seek sympathy, everybody thinks I'm overreacting. >_>
 

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danpascooch said:
Yeah, but he said the teacher warned them not to use this as a joke, unless you are being attacked for just about every move taught EXCEPT the groin move, there was no warning there.

Whether you agree with that assertion or not, is another thing, but that is clearly what the OP said, and saying he didn't is wrong.
Dude, the OP wrote like a retard. The sentence about the self defence class makes no grammatical sense whatsoever. It is not 'clear' what he is trying to say in any way, shape or form.

wtf man, I say you're wrong but that doesn't make any difference either way!

Anyway, I've seen more men kick other dudes in the balls than females so it seems that this whole argument is targeted at the wrong fucking gender. You guys should lead by example or some shit.
 

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Chogg Van Helsing said:
most painful thing i have heard of or can imagine? my friend was doing his marshal arts thing when he got slammed down to the ground at like 50mph and his balls got caught between his legs.... painfull even thinking about it
It felt like scrotum almost exploded... I couldn't even stand up...
 

troth

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I have heard that a firm kick to the balls is an equivalent pain to that of giving birth.
No-one believes me.
 

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JanatUrlich said:
danpascooch said:
Yeah, but he said the teacher warned them not to use this as a joke, unless you are being attacked for just about every move taught EXCEPT the groin move, there was no warning there.

Whether you agree with that assertion or not, is another thing, but that is clearly what the OP said, and saying he didn't is wrong.
Dude, the OP wrote like a retard. The sentence about the self defence class makes no grammatical sense whatsoever. It is not 'clear' what he is trying to say in any way, shape or form.

wtf man, I say you're wrong but that doesn't make any difference either way!

Anyway, I've seen more men kick other dudes in the balls than females so it seems that this whole argument is targeted at the wrong fucking gender. You guys should lead by example or some shit.
I agree that the OP was HORRIBLY written, but I never said any gender is at fault, but it's important for women to know it because they can't know themselves how it feels, whereas men can.
 

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oh god I know what you mean man, last week my cousin got pissed at me for saying that he is immature his mature response was to do a full on running punt to my balls once I was down he tried it again this time he missed and did a full 180 flip and landed on his ass and kicked himself in the head and went crying to his mommy about how I made him fall and kick himself in the jaw.
 

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pope_of_larry said:
i dont find them funny even if there not happing to me. there all kids in my school how will run around "sac tapping" just about anyone they see.
How can people do that? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198125-Teenager-Has-Testicle-Amputated-After-Tapping-Game?page=4#6438672]
 

Chogg Van Helsing

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CrazyGeneral said:
oh god I know what you mean man, last week my cousin got pissed at me for saying that he is immature his mature response was to do a full on running punt to my balls once I was down he tried it again this time he missed and did a full 180 flip and landed on his ass and kicked himself in the head and went crying to his mommy about how I made him fall and kick himself in the jaw.
damn... unlucky man
 

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troth said:
I have heard that a firm kick to the balls is an equivalent pain to that of giving birth.
No-one believes me.
I do, but the thing about giving birth is that it's prolonged, whereas being hit in the sack is not (relative. I know it can hurt for ages from experience, but the actual pain that is equal to birth I assume doesn't last for as long). If this just conjecture however. I can't know both sides, as it's physically impossible.
 

Yureina

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I don't think its funny at all. Then again, I am the type of person that does not think that any form of violence that could potentially cause very serious personal injury, sometimes permanent, is in any way funny. I don't tolerate any of that kind of stuff, unless of course its a fight. But... that's only because as far as i'm concerned, when push comes to shove, all bets are off and anything is acceptable.
 

Fodogz

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HAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, I wheezed a little in that laugh. Really this is a forum topic?
 

Firepowered

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I hate when girls decide that hitting a guy in the jewels is ok just because he's a man and they're women.
"But men are stronger!" Yes, but that's not a very good point to go and hit balls on sight, is it?
 

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SODAssault said:
My ex tried to jump into my lap while I was sitting on the floor, once. Foot went straight into my balls. Her dad came in to offer me words of consolation while she and her mother giggled about it in the other room. Cor, I should've seen this as the precursor sign for ****-y-ness that it was and left 'er on the spot before she could continue this cycle of emasculation. Slut.
It still makes me giggle to this very day.