Groin Attacks Are Not Funny
- Thread starter tkioz
- Start date
Attacking the groin is rather effective, but there's no call for doing so without a good reason. Also, here's a fun fact; groin attacks work about equally as well on both sexes.
On a loosely related note, how some women compare getting hit in the chest to a guy getting hit in the nuts; untrue. Again, both sexes have about the same pain sensitivity in the chest area, though there's actually something to go squish for a woman so that might make it hurt slightly more.
Anyway.
Groin attacks are never funny. Never. They're a good target for the Combat Pragmatist, of course, but still.
That said, unintentional groin hits can be somewhat funny. I believe there were some video examples posted of, say, skateboarders landing on their nuts after losing balance while grinding on a rail.
On a loosely related note, how some women compare getting hit in the chest to a guy getting hit in the nuts; untrue. Again, both sexes have about the same pain sensitivity in the chest area, though there's actually something to go squish for a woman so that might make it hurt slightly more.
Anyway.
Groin attacks are never funny. Never. They're a good target for the Combat Pragmatist, of course, but still.
That said, unintentional groin hits can be somewhat funny. I believe there were some video examples posted of, say, skateboarders landing on their nuts after losing balance while grinding on a rail.
To all women who consider groin assaults to be a "cute demonstration of rough-housing", it's the equivalent of me piercing your teats with flaming hooks while tearing them aside. So, as a warning, should you attempt this, I have permission to start warming up the hooks.
As I read this I cup my balls.
I haven't been hit real hard before but have been tapped. When it does happen I can only imagine the only suitable responses to be projectile vomit or passing out.
Yeah, not funny.
I haven't been hit real hard before but have been tapped. When it does happen I can only imagine the only suitable responses to be projectile vomit or passing out.
Yeah, not funny.
I'm infecting all of the douchebag women I know with Chlamydia then breaking their noses, the end result (infertility, huge physical pain, lasting health problems) are similar.JanatUrlich said:
Or maybe I should just call them a ***** and punch them?
I'd say the second one because you're more likely to get arrested for the first oneA Pious Cultist said:
Things were gettin' way too intense on the two cuts I've resorted to groin shots, I mean pulling my hair was one thiing but them...just no, i'd rather not say.rex922 said:
But those 2 guys were bestmates and well, the sort that left their GF high and dry after they got them pregnat, they deversed it, and every one already knew that they slapped their GFs around a lot
I'd call slapping me across the face and then trying to touch me up reason enough...generic gamer said:
It was weird though, like a comlete inner hollow moment, well because next thing I know I've been pulled off by to guys.
But thoses guys made me feel so bad, to the point at night I'd sit wit a razor in one hand and stare at my wirsts.
I guess my subconcious decided we didn't want to be a victim any more. Nice of it to consult me first though...*awkward laughs*
But least now he's away from school and I have the best BF I could ever want, I don't have to be a victim now
On comedies a kick in the groin is always funny but in real life they fucking hurt,you fell like shit after one kick
It may be an urban legend but I heard that every time you get kicked in the bollocks, your chances of getting testicular cancer increase by 7%.
My sister kicked me in the goolies once, I was then given permission by my parents to punch her in the face if she did it again. She didn't do it again though. I kind of wished she did.
My sister kicked me in the goolies once, I was then given permission by my parents to punch her in the face if she did it again. She didn't do it again though. I kind of wished she did.
