Gunman in my school
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Sorry, maybe because its late but I can't see how it would (or wouldn't <= implying sarcasm) be a problem. So if it's not too emberassing just tell or send me Private Message with juice details... Because I don't get it.metsplayer1 said:
wow that's a bit odd, you'd think the dumbass would go for something less populated...Kwaku Avoke said:
we had a shooter one time at the mall that was a half mile down the road from us, which in turn made our school go into super lockdown..(you might have heard of it, it was back in 08' or 09', westroads mall, a guy AK'd down 10+ civilians/workers at the mall for no reason and was taken down)
hah well i remember one year, one of my friends who doesn't give a FUCK about anything basically, had a funny response...(and now comes the backstory)
we had a super annoying **** of a teacher, and at least 2 times a week she would ***** at us saying how this stuff isn't hard and how life would be so easy if we just payed attention and did what she did (she was awful at teaching, but most of us learned it just fine anyways) and one day she was getting so stressed she said
*in stressed out woman voice* "GOD, SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL TO TEACH YOU KIDS!"
my friend, without missing a single nano beat, instantly responded "GOD,SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!"
didn't flinch/blink/smile or nothin, the teacher turned in horrified anger/fear and least to say, he was suspended for 2 weeks. but oh fucking lord almighty, that was probably in the top 5 moments of times i laughed hardest in high school, it was so fucking funny.
boys who have 2 hours of athletics every day. in high school. full of sweat. and no flushing toilets. Now do you get the problem?SidingWithTheEnemy said:
My school once had a bomb scare. It was real as well. It blew up a hallway. Did a puny amount of damage, did nothing but scorch some paint.
Well, I liked this girl in one of my classes, we flirted a bit and ended up at her place and started fooling around. I heard a noise and looked up just in time to see the boyfriend she wasn't supposed to have coming at me with a knife. Luckily, I know knife take aways from my Aikido classes, so the only one seriously hurt was him, and I got a cool scar on my right shoulder out of the deal. Didn't see the girl after that though, and dislocated (or nearly) shoulders heal given time. XDdashiz94 said:
Well, some kids from my old grade school got blown up in a car bomb with their dad, but they survived. I think they're still in the hospital right now. I wasn't still there when it happened, though.
You, OP are a lucky son of a gun for not being in the building at the time.
My college had a bomb scare one summer. I was there. And in the wing we were in, the *PLZ evacuate now, there's a bomb threat* alarm wasn't installed properly.
IE, a security guard barged into our class, saying "what the hell are you still doing here?! The alarm went off almost 10 mintes ago! GET GOING!".
And I thought it was all a drill....until I saw cops outside, and I noticed that the SMG he was holding was DEFINITELY not a toy...that's when it sank in and I went "oh dear....This is real, isn't it?"
Fortunately, in my case, the whole thing was a false alarm.
My college had a bomb scare one summer. I was there. And in the wing we were in, the *PLZ evacuate now, there's a bomb threat* alarm wasn't installed properly.
IE, a security guard barged into our class, saying "what the hell are you still doing here?! The alarm went off almost 10 mintes ago! GET GOING!".
And I thought it was all a drill....until I saw cops outside, and I noticed that the SMG he was holding was DEFINITELY not a toy...that's when it sank in and I went "oh dear....This is real, isn't it?"
Fortunately, in my case, the whole thing was a false alarm.
I had a couple of guys post they was going to massicre the students at my school on 4chan with a picture of them flaunting a gun.
St. Aelreds catholic technology college (being demolished at the moment)
And well, yeah 4chan shopped them in to the cops, police arrested them, found the gun was fake, and gave them a fine for wasting police time.
Walk into a shop with a finger up your shirt shouting for cash, and you get done for armed robbery and jail time here. Threaten to shoot up a school in less than 24 hours with a pretty good replica, a small fine and a slap on the wrist.
St. Aelreds catholic technology college (being demolished at the moment)
And well, yeah 4chan shopped them in to the cops, police arrested them, found the gun was fake, and gave them a fine for wasting police time.
Walk into a shop with a finger up your shirt shouting for cash, and you get done for armed robbery and jail time here. Threaten to shoot up a school in less than 24 hours with a pretty good replica, a small fine and a slap on the wrist.
A gun was fired outside the school on the one day that I was absent. I always miss all the fun...
Long story short, the girl and I ended up at her place and her boyfriend walked in on us fooling around. She said she was single, and I was a little surprised when I saw a guy coming at me with a knife. Luckily, no one was permanently injured. Unless you count scars, but it looks cool, so I'm a little forgiving about it. XDmetsplayer1 said:
This all started after school ended mayhaps he thought everyone was really gone? Or that there were only a few teachers and custodians left due to the few cars in the parking lot and that teach sounds like someone who had stars in her eyes at one point concerning her shiny new teaching license then she realized the reality of modern teaching. Unless you're teaching at the college level or for private/catholic schools with very high tuition then it just seems like a poor career, no, life choice.gmaverick019 said:
Oh, I do know one, actually.
I was sitting in the library one day, and was there for several hours, when all of the sudden, "It is now safe to return to the third floor, the unattended bag has been taken care of."
I looked over to the guy sitting a few tables down from me (we were on the first floor) and asked him if he knew anything about the mysterious "unattended bag" since he was there when I got there about three hours or so before, and he said it was the first he'd heard of it. Great to know that my college has my safety in mind when it comes to possible bombs. Sure, it was two floors above me, but it still would have been an inconvenience.
I was sitting in the library one day, and was there for several hours, when all of the sudden, "It is now safe to return to the third floor, the unattended bag has been taken care of."
I looked over to the guy sitting a few tables down from me (we were on the first floor) and asked him if he knew anything about the mysterious "unattended bag" since he was there when I got there about three hours or so before, and he said it was the first he'd heard of it. Great to know that my college has my safety in mind when it comes to possible bombs. Sure, it was two floors above me, but it still would have been an inconvenience.
Back in high school, one of the music department heads burnt some pop-tarts in his office (he wasn't supposed to have a toaster in there to begin with). This caused a two-hour evacuation while the fire department swept the entire building.
In their search, they discovered what a mess the band room was (loose paper, pieces of instruments, open bottles of trombone slide oil, assorted articles of clothing, all just lying around). The fire marshal declared it a fire hazard. So all of the bands spent their classes cleaning up the place to get it re-inspected before we could continue playing.
...All because the head of the music department burnt a pop-tart. We never let him live down.
In their search, they discovered what a mess the band room was (loose paper, pieces of instruments, open bottles of trombone slide oil, assorted articles of clothing, all just lying around). The fire marshal declared it a fire hazard. So all of the bands spent their classes cleaning up the place to get it re-inspected before we could continue playing.
...All because the head of the music department burnt a pop-tart. We never let him live down.
A toilet block was burnt down by a member of the local youth gang at one point, other than that, my High School was too far out of town for anyone to bother.
Nothing much happened. You hear some crazy stories though, kinda glad I went to the school i did. I walked around my school with a paintball gun that looked pretty realistic (we were using it for a media project) and we didn't inform anyone (I didn't realise I had to, oh how i wish I was that innocent again). Nothing happened except the next time I went out, they told us to take a sign saying it was a fake.
