Gunman in my school

TonyVonTonyus

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I wish, closest we had was a guy dressed as a lumberjack flashing people next to the school...the school treated it like he was a terrorist but when they announced it over the intercom it almost made me fall off my chair laughing.
 

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Nothing big, excluding 2 occasions, both of which happend in elementary school.

The first on which was when a wolf had torn apart a deer on the school grounds, when we went out for recess there was bones and blood all over the fields, teachers had a tough time keeping us from looking around.

The secound and more serious event occured in 2ndish grade. Two snipers had been driving around in a van picking off random civilians. (one sniper wanted to kill his wife, but if she was the first killed the police would have a good lead, as such he decided to kill her after a series of other civilians) Because of this we had to stay inside all day, keep blinds closed, and stay on edge just in case.
 

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emeraldrafael said:
No but we're... not allowed, but there are looks the other way if you want to bring one to school. there are rules of course. You have to have a license, you have to have permission from parental figures if you're under their jurisdiction, you have to have a good enough reason (usually it involves coming in late/leaving early to go hunting, of which Ive done before). And you cant actually bring it into the building. it has to stay in your car, and you cant bring it with you on the bus, so you have to be able to drive to school. if you walk to school then you have to leave it int he principals office after being escorted by an armed school officer who handles your weapon.

You also cant wear rings, necklaces, chains, or some earings in my school either (as we've had a fight break out before and someone cut another kids face up so badly with rings on his hands tha the kid lost an eye, was disfigured, and had to have some facial reconstruction to get him to the point he is today [which is somewhat presentable]).

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Though we did have a kid bring a gun to school and aimed it at some girl who, in his mind, had wronged him nd was going to shoot her. He got as far as aiming at her face and shouting her name before the shool officer shot his shoulder and two students shot out his knees.

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And we had a bomb threat once, which wasnt as fun as it sounds when you have to gather on the football field for an hour in the freezing cold, possibly without a coat if it was in your locker, only to be ushered in after the shcool decided and then undecided three times that they were going ot send us home early (though if you had a car and your locker was cleared or if your parents want to dive up and get you, you could go home early).
So what your saying is that if you wanted you could bring a gun into school?

I want to go there
 

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Worst I had back in secondary school was a fire, a fire in the sprinkler room. I will repeat that. We had a fire in the sprinkler room of our school. The best part was that it was in February in Canada so it was -15 outside and we were not allowed to grab our jackets.
 

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Twice have I experienced crap like first time was in high school: a kid found a racist/anti-Semitic statement carved into a wall in a boy's bathroom, so next day the police screened every student who came to school the next day almost airport-checkpoint style. Second time was College and a student who texted the campus-police overreacting to a teacher who brought an inoperable muzzle-loader for his history class.
 

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well we were flooded the schools best response to the flood was "we will take you to the gym that is right in front of the flood stopper" at least they got us out of the gym before water started coming in
 

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Arkvoodle said:
My high school was placed on lockdown when some parent spotted an adult carrying a rifle in the building.

Turned out to be one of the teachers with an Airsoft weapon intended for a physics experiment which he did every year.
Hahaha people are so paranoid. Oh, what the media has done to us
 

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mjc0961 said:
The only thing I can think of that matches is that is that we used to get bomb threats every once in a while at our high school. Most of the time we weren't outside that long, but one time we were forced outside almost all day. Thankfully, none of the bomb threats ever turned out to be credible.
same here, but I was in middle school when we had a double bomb threat - someone said there were two bombs hidden inside the school phones. It was about nine when we had to go out and about three hours before we could go back in - the worse part, besides it being a complete lie, was that it was a cold, rainy, and windy day, so it was pretty much freezing the whole time we were waiting.
But whenever the students had to go out for fire alarms or whatnot, it was always on days like that
 

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Back in Middle School, my school was placed in lockdown because of a bank robbery down the street. We had all the lights shut off, we had paper covering the windows, and we had to wait at least an hour after school was supposed to end before we were allowed to leave.

Wasn't all bad though, I did get to see a movie after that.
 

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A kid from a rival school tried to set my school on fire based on the outcome of a football game, he made the HORRIBLE mistake of doing it where me and my pals play magic and discuss video games, he fell victim to the fact that, due to our constant preparation for the zombie apocalypse, we were all martial arts practitioners, we had a combination of kendo (useless in that situation) karate, kung fu, and hapkido, it didn't end well for him.
 

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I have had bomb threats at my school and it was real got off of French because of that so it was good then there was the guy in a trench coat and only a trench coat with a machete the kids in school all chased him around the play ground while police did the same.
 

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Lets see massive fight, like 400 people between my school and one right next to ours the year before I started. We won, being the smaller school too.
Firebomb in a locker scorched one of the shop teachers. Same shop keeper cuts part of his finger off. Next year he has a heart attack and dies. Bad run of luck eh.
Few bomb threats and fire alarms pulled. During winter I was able to grab my coat afew times since my locker was on the way out.
Two kids fighting across the road in the "smoke pit" one pulls a knife and proceeds to get his skull bashed in.
Shooting nearby the school. 3 hour lock down.
Ohh and you know the glass on most of the doors, with the wire mesh inside. Some guy in frustration punches one, glass shatters and the wire and glass cut his thumb down to the bone. Saw him being brought down to the office.

Thats about all at my high school. Some pretty interesting things.
 
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Kwaku Avoke said:
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Kwaku Avoke said:
So it was after school today and I was at football practice. Just as practice was ending and my teammates and i all gathered around our coach when see the school athletics director walking towards us. She tells us that the police have surrounded the building as there was an armed man in the lower part of the building who had crawled through a window to escape from police. Suffice to say no one on my team could get there stuff from the locker room. Luckily we all found ways to get home despite the temporary loss of glasses phones keys and uniforms (catholic school) we also had to bring our pads home. Anyway just wondering if anything equally exciting happened in your school, job, etc?
wow that's a bit odd, you'd think the dumbass would go for something less populated...

we had a shooter one time at the mall that was a half mile down the road from us, which in turn made our school go into super lockdown..(you might have heard of it, it was back in 08' or 09', westroads mall, a guy AK'd down 10+ civilians/workers at the mall for no reason and was taken down)


hah well i remember one year, one of my friends who doesn't give a FUCK about anything basically, had a funny response...(and now comes the backstory)


we had a super annoying **** of a teacher, and at least 2 times a week she would ***** at us saying how this stuff isn't hard and how life would be so easy if we just payed attention and did what she did (she was awful at teaching, but most of us learned it just fine anyways) and one day she was getting so stressed she said


*in stressed out woman voice* "GOD, SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL TO TEACH YOU KIDS!"

my friend, without missing a single nano beat, instantly responded "GOD,SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!"

didn't flinch/blink/smile or nothin, the teacher turned in horrified anger/fear and least to say, he was suspended for 2 weeks. but oh fucking lord almighty, that was probably in the top 5 moments of times i laughed hardest in high school, it was so fucking funny.
This all started after school ended mayhaps he thought everyone was really gone? Or that there were only a few teachers and custodians left due to the few cars in the parking lot and that teach sounds like someone who had stars in her eyes at one point concerning her shiny new teaching license then she realized the reality of modern teaching. Unless you're teaching at the college level or for private/catholic schools with very high tuition then it just seems like a poor career, no, life choice.
ohh i see, didn't realize the full situation's standards there, even when we had sports practices our school was filled with cars and people doing clubs/projects/etc.. so we never had a moment where the school didn't have people to see if stuff happened. So i guess i just applied what you said to what my school would've been like.

and honestly, in our state at least, our private/catholic school teachers don't get paid anymore, if not worse than our public school teachers, and i went to both in which i think i can say there is next to zero difference in teaching levels/methods, if anything the years that i went to high school, our public school i went to had higher scores over the preparatory school a few miles down the road. so "tomayto tomahto, potayto potahto" on that. While it might seem poor financially, some of the smartest people i know are graduating with education degrees this coming spring, so it's hard to call it a poor choice when it's what they want.. (in which case, i don't think the teacher i mentioned quite thought it through..she was a ***** through and through, so i have no idea why she wanted to teach so bad.)

(actually there was one thing that i remember, in our catholic schools we did get to have a dissection lab while in public schools they weren't allowed/told not to, so there is that...)
 

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somebody brought donuts with laxatives in them and gave them to people he didnt like. does that count?
 

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SidingWithTheEnemy said:
metsplayer1 said:
Well, first off, many schools have uniforms, not only catholic schools, just letting you know. Now, as for me, last week I got to go home 3 hours early when the water in my school broke. It's an all boys school. You can see how it would be a problem right?
Sorry, maybe because its late but I can't see how it would (or wouldn't <= implying sarcasm) be a problem. So if it's not too emberassing just tell or send me Private Message with juice details... Because I don't get it.
yeah, i really dont get it either.
 
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..Mm, nothing happened to me at any of my schools. Only thing we did was fire alarms, but never a fire. It was a test run for fire fighters to come at our school and practice (even at my high school). So yeah, sorry to let you guys down on a story.
might just have to move and send my (eventually) kids to your school, not that i would change a thing about my high school years but i'd prefer to send my kids to a school that's not guaranteed with some shit to happen.
 

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Quazimofo said:
SidingWithTheEnemy said:
metsplayer1 said:
Well, first off, many schools have uniforms, not only catholic schools, just letting you know. Now, as for me, last week I got to go home 3 hours early when the water in my school broke. It's an all boys school. You can see how it would be a problem right?
Sorry, maybe because its late but I can't see how it would (or wouldn't <= implying sarcasm) be a problem. So if it's not too emberassing just tell or send me Private Message with juice details... Because I don't get it.
yeah, i really dont get it either.
It means his school was giving birth to a daycare
 

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The most dramatic event that happened at my school was a fire catching in the cooking labs. It didn't spread particularly far, but we still had to spend about four hours assembled on the field in the snow while admin did their thing. People who had warm clothing on them at the time of evacuation became very popular.
 

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Hm, escapist seems to ahve eaten the post, we'll try this again and hope the first time doesnt magically show up.

Hawk eye1466 said:
emeraldrafael said:
So what your saying is that if you wanted you could bring a gun into school?

I want to go there
Well, its not really that simple. Its very biased as to who actually gets to bring one in. And there's other rules too. You have to take your core classes (reading, history, math, etc) that day, and then you have to be able to skip the other classes to actually go. you cant just walk in at 130 (1300) covered in animal blood with your gun and say half day. so the people even considered for this dont have anything less then a 3.0+ GPA (in fact, its very rare that anyone with below a 3.2 gets the go). (one of) the school officer(s) also walks around the parking lot and takes a small peek in your car and if you have a gun and arent on the approved list you get the not so gentle welcome of three of them walking into the class they expect you to be in and roughly drag you out and sit you in the ICE room while state troopers make their way down to take you to the justice system where you are treated as suspicious of commiting a mass murder and school shooting. so you get to spend time doing not fun things.

In fact, you have to have a 4.0 consistent and no less then 6 months of any shown aggression in and out of school just to wear jewelry. And if any faculty member suspected you of becoming violent, you were sent the principal's office where you would take off any offending items, empty your pockets of anything the school suspects as dangerous including your cell phone (after the school saw a small fight break out and someone just launched a phone at another kids head and caused some slight concussion symptoms), belts (the studded ones with the metal points and pyramids are expressedly forbidden, as are bracelets after someone get cracked upside the head by a belt), and steel toed shows/boots or shoes/boots considered "heavy" enough to cause some trauma. then you would be given these vibrant yellow slippers that match wats called a "banana suit" which is the slippers with the school symbol, sweat pants with the school name on one side and the logo on the other, and a heavy pull over hoodie with the school logo and the name on the front. usually this is reserved if you wear some offensive clothing (which includes ripped clothing above the knee or short clothing) that cant be fixed by turning it inside out or you dont hav e change of clothes.

You then have to wear the suit home, bring it back freshly laundered and then you get all your stuff back.

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Though I think the changed the weapons policy this year to wear they're not so much allowed anymore unless your family needs the hunted food to survive (basically if you're below the poverty line and on food stamps of some kind.
 

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Bomb threats and the usual stuff that happen at high schools. Twice we got sent home because the water wasn't working.

Although one day the school was evacuated and everyone was sent home early because of an orange... as in the fruit. I am not making that up.