Guy kills wife's dad, Bakes him into meat pies

[Joshy8632]

I wonder if other people are murduring eating and cooking the dead?

Possible flavors for different regions?

Insert every stereotypicle joke here:

Russians would take of vodka and Varenyky (spelling)
Chinese guys would be full of MSG and not very filling.

Steve Jobs would take like good old american Apple pie. (iPie) Too soon?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

At least it wasn't a tasteless crime! Hurhurr, I give up...

But, I do actually wonder what he would taste like.

 

[jacobidstrom]

I think there's a kind of tofu that tastes like human flesh called hufu maybe people should just eat that

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)

It's a real life Sweeney Todd but without all the annoying singing. The Daily Mail UK reports that a Russian cafe owner has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh, and possibly serving him up in as many as "two dozen" meat pies.

Moscow authorities haven't released the names of alleged murderer or his delicious victim. We do know that this seems to be a regular occurrence in Russia. In 2009 two cannibals killed and then ate parts of a 16-year old girl. Recently, another cook killed a guy and made sausages and meatballs from his corpse. So if you visit Russia and have a hankering for a savory pastry, we humbly suggest you visit the frozen section of the local supermarkets.

http://gizmodo.com/5847685/russian-guy-grinds-up-his-father+in+law-and-serves-him-for-lunch

Disturbing this is. At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>

Also inb4 bad soviet Russia jokes.

God, that is good.

...

And now I'm very hungry.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

uhmm...

Is it completely ok I have no words for this? Because I don't. I really dont.. :| XD

 

[Yureina]

That's horrible.

Cannibalism stories always make my stomach queasy. There's just something so.... gross about them. Especially when it is done by a psycho.

 

[mysecondlife]

"nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh I made you eat your parents!"

heh heh heh heh heh heh!


I wonder if that guy watched South Park...

 

[Carbonyl]

Sounds like this dude identifies with Procne and Philomela a bit too much:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philomela_(princess_of_Athens)

 

[Leemaster777]

When I entered this topic, I was hungry. After reading about all these meat pies, I'm starving.

...should I be concerned for my sanity?

 

[Raregolddragon]

So we have Cartman, Sweeney Todd, Pinkie Pie and now some Russian guy.

Did it just get suddenly become the cool thing to just serve up family and friends in meals to anyone?

I demand memos regarding cannibalism dammit.

 

[newwiseman]

I think I'm going to go get some jerky after work. I just really want some delicious meat after reading about unbeknownst cannibalism.

 

[FrostyChick]

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

OT: Riiight... Why would you do this?
This would only dispose of the meat, you still got bones to get rid of. Only a complete idiot would do this.

 

[Skiisk]

Bad taste joke incoming: I wonder is steve jobs pie would have tasted of apple.

Lol'd

Seriously though, it's just one person. Millions die every day, who cares.

 

[The Grim Ace]

Clearly, someone really loves Titus Andronicus. Oh Russia, what won't you do next?

 

[lacktheknack]

That's nasty... But oh well, meat is meat.

YOUR AVATAR MAKES ME SAD. D:

OT: Nothing to say. I can't wrap my head around the OMGWTFBBQ.

 

[lacktheknack]

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

 

[Fanitullen]

Let's not make any assumptions before the story is reported in an ACTUAL newspaper. The Daily Mail is less reliable as a news source than the Onion.

 

[No_Remainders]

In Soviet Russia, pie bakes you!

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>

Meat pies aren't popular in the U.S., so I doubt we'll ever get something like this. Hamburgers maybe, but not meat pies.

i think that was more about how americans will eat ANYTHING.

OP: just...why? that is so sick.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

That's horrible.

Cannibalism stories always make my stomach queasy. There's just something so.... gross about them. Especially when it is done by a psycho.

I would think that it would be more gross and horrifying if it were done by someone who is (for the most part) perfectly sane...

OT: Riiight... Why would you do this?
This would only dispose of the meat, you still got bones to get rid of. Only a complete idiot would do this.

He ground the bones for the bread, duh.