Guy kills wife's dad, Bakes him into meat pies

[zorrandur]

I must bake you...


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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, I hope they don't alert the people who ate it, best they don't know.

this made me laugh so damned hard....

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

That's nasty... But oh well, meat is meat.

Oh god. Your avatar showing up in this thread makes me REALLY glad I'm not a pony.

 

[the spud]

so someone gets murdered and disposed of in one of the most horrific ways possible and all people can do is joke about it

Hey man, shit happens. There is nothing you can do about it but try and take it in the best way possible. Just let us have a little fun.

OT: I wonder why he decided to feed it to his customers, or even bake him at all. Seems like there would be a better way to dispose of him. Also, kuru.

 

[Zeren]

Well, at least he didn't make cupcakes.

 

[Joshy8632]

I wonder if other people are murduring eating and cooking the dead?

Possible flavors for different regions?

Insert every stereotypicle joke here:

Russians would take of vodka and Varenyky (spelling)
Chinese guys would be full of MSG and not very filling.

Steve Jobs would take like good old american Apple pie. (iPie) Too soon?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

At least it wasn't a tasteless crime! Hurhurr, I give up...

But, I do actually wonder what he would taste like.

 

[jacobidstrom]

I think there's a kind of tofu that tastes like human flesh called hufu maybe people should just eat that

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)

It's a real life Sweeney Todd but without all the annoying singing. The Daily Mail UK reports that a Russian cafe owner has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh, and possibly serving him up in as many as "two dozen" meat pies.

Moscow authorities haven't released the names of alleged murderer or his delicious victim. We do know that this seems to be a regular occurrence in Russia. In 2009 two cannibals killed and then ate parts of a 16-year old girl. Recently, another cook killed a guy and made sausages and meatballs from his corpse. So if you visit Russia and have a hankering for a savory pastry, we humbly suggest you visit the frozen section of the local supermarkets.

http://gizmodo.com/5847685/russian-guy-grinds-up-his-father+in+law-and-serves-him-for-lunch

Disturbing this is. At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>

Also inb4 bad soviet Russia jokes.

God, that is good.

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And now I'm very hungry.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

uhmm...

Is it completely ok I have no words for this? Because I don't. I really dont.. :| XD

 

[Yureina]

That's horrible.

Cannibalism stories always make my stomach queasy. There's just something so.... gross about them. Especially when it is done by a psycho.

 

[mysecondlife]

"nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh I made you eat your parents!"

heh heh heh heh heh heh!


I wonder if that guy watched South Park...

 

[Carbonyl]

Sounds like this dude identifies with Procne and Philomela a bit too much:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philomela_(princess_of_Athens)

 

[Leemaster777]

When I entered this topic, I was hungry. After reading about all these meat pies, I'm starving.

...should I be concerned for my sanity?

 

[Raregolddragon]

So we have Cartman, Sweeney Todd, Pinkie Pie and now some Russian guy.

Did it just get suddenly become the cool thing to just serve up family and friends in meals to anyone?

I demand memos regarding cannibalism dammit.

 

[newwiseman]

I think I'm going to go get some jerky after work. I just really want some delicious meat after reading about unbeknownst cannibalism.

 

[FrostyChick]

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

OT: Riiight... Why would you do this?
This would only dispose of the meat, you still got bones to get rid of. Only a complete idiot would do this.

 

[Skiisk]

Bad taste joke incoming: I wonder is steve jobs pie would have tasted of apple.

Lol'd

Seriously though, it's just one person. Millions die every day, who cares.