Guy kills wife's dad, Bakes him into meat pies

[FrostyChick]

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

Not really all that helpful to be honest. :/

 

[MolotoK]

In GTA 2 there is a mission where u have to steal a bus, pick up passangers, bring them to a sausage factory and deliver the sausages to the Russian mafia.
Never knew GTA 2 was realistic

 

[Qtoy]

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A masterful MLP trollfic where a character (graphically) murdered a friend and baked her into cupcakes.
It's a good read if you want a quick laugh.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

Not really all that helpful to be honest. :/

Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

Was that helpful?

 

[jyork89]

Soviet Pie is people!! Kaaching!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

I NEED to ask, where would one find this? Also, does it have visuals? e.O

 

[FrostyChick]

A masterful MLP trollfic where a character (graphically) murdered a friend and baked her into cupcakes.
It's a good read if you want a quick laugh.

Nice, I'm going to be looking for that.

Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

Was that helpful?

There is only one word I can think of to describe that...
Sweet!

 

[Darius Brogan]

This may sound awful, I've been expecting something like this to pop up for a while now.

The Earth is quickly becoming a 'moral-free zone' so things like this are gonna keep popping up more and more often as the years go by.

 

[Sean Steele]

Titus Andronicus much?

 

[xXAsherahXx]

In Soviet Russia, food is you!

...f*ck all you guys that ninja'd me

...that was a joke, mods.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)

It's a real life Sweeney Todd but without all the annoying singing. The Daily Mail UK reports that a Russian cafe owner has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh, and possibly serving him up in as many as "two dozen" meat pies.

Moscow authorities haven't released the names of alleged murderer or his delicious victim. We do know that this seems to be a regular occurrence in Russia. In 2009 two cannibals killed and then ate parts of a 16-year old girl. Recently, another cook killed a guy and made sausages and meatballs from his corpse. So if you visit Russia and have a hankering for a savory pastry, we humbly suggest you visit the frozen section of the local supermarkets.

http://gizmodo.com/5847685/russian-guy-grinds-up-his-father+in+law-and-serves-him-for-lunch

Disturbing this is. At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>

Also inb4 bad soviet Russia jokes.

Really? You think not? Well, you were definitely right about it not being very original. But not in a movie. Real life, right here (for some of us) in the U.S. Ever heard of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Well, it wasn't nearly as extreme as the movies have made it out to be, but that shit's real. And yes, there was cannibalism involved. They really did kill and grind up people and cook and eat them. In dishes ranging from "human pot pie" to person chili.

Gross, huh?

 

[PunkRex]

They're that starved for food? I thought it's one of the richer countries in the world.

From what ive seen in doc's the countryside has alot of povety but then again thats true for most countries...

I dont like meat pies but I am fond of Manwichs.

 

[PunkRex]

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.

 

[Anthony Wells]

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

Not really all that helpful to be honest. :/

Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

Was that helpful?

actually she grabbed rainbow dash

Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

I NEED to ask, where would one find this? Also, does it have visuals? e.O

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html
it has one picture at the top. other than that no it has no visuals

A masterful MLP trollfic where a character (graphically) murdered a friend and baked her into cupcakes.
It's a good read if you want a quick laugh.

i disagree i found it stupid, underwhelming, and not all that good together written. but im harsh when it comes to stories so take that for what its worth

 

[lacktheknack]

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.

Rainbow Dash then. If you think that I was going to go back and fact check, I have news for you...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The Daily Mail UK reports

And that's where I stopped reading.

 

[OuroborosChoked]

Pinkie Pie kidnaps Twilight Sparkle, flays her alive, skins her, finally lets her die, performs taxidermy on the skin and bakes the adrenaline-soaked flesh into cupcakes. Which she hands out to everyone else.

Was that helpful?

There is only one word I can think of to describe that...
Sweet!

No, no, no...

SAVORY.

 

[Quaxar]

Was he a shepard by any chance? Because that's the only joke I could make that hasn't already been said.

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. You just try reading Sweet Apple Massacre, then we'll talk.

I... I fear I'll get a ban just saying what it is about publicly. Let's just say Pinkie is nothing compared to Big Mac.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

should i be worried my first thought was "Pies!? theyre fucking unhealthy. oh wait, someone died. fuck."

OT: who in the assfuck would do this?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Was he a shepard by any chance? Because that's the only joke I could make that hasn't already been said.

Okay internet, let me start by saying this:

I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.

Cupcakes anyone?

I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?

A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.

When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. You just try reading Sweet Apple Massacre, then we'll talk.

I... I fear I'll get a ban just saying what it is about publicly. Let's just say Pinkie is nothing compared to Big Mac.

Split by Love is pretty sad too. RD and AJ do a lesbian and pinkie murders AJ, tries to kill RD and ends up committing suicide. then RD lives alone on a mountain not eating or drinking for like a month.
i though "what about Fluttershy?"