Guy marries video game

[Arkhangelsk]

Wait, does that mean I can marry Final Fantasy VII? Sure, she's a bit old, but she knows what I likes.

 

[Fox242]

What's the game gonna think when he starts playing other games? Plus, what preacher in their right mind would approve of such and unholy union. And what's gonna happen when the next Sims comes out? Is he gonna get a divorce? I was afraid something like this was gonna happen one day.

 

[Gaderael]

I bet the sex is wild.

I bet the sex bytes!

 

[Kajin]

People can do this?! Time to get a ring so I can propose to Noa from @HomeMate.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

Will he file joint taxes?

 

[brainslurper]

assasins creed 2 it is!!

 

[Zing]

Only the Japanese...


I'm going to marry Sonic 3.

 

[Hookman]

Theres an official term for someone who falls in love with inanimate objects but sadly I just cant remember it at the moment. I dont find it creepy or wrong I just find it hilariously, hilariously, hilairously hilairious!!!
EDIT: Advice for the guy on his wedding night. Use the Contra Code, you never know what'll happen!

 

[Zing]

Theres an official term for someone who falls in love with inanimate objects but sadly I just cant remember it at the moment. I dont find it creepy or wrong I just find it hilariously, hilariously, hilairously hilairious!!!
EDIT: Advice for the guy on his wedding night. Use the Contra Code, you never know what'll happen!

Objectophile(Objectophilia)

 

[kawaiiamethist]

Oooh. I wanna take Yuna as my bride and Rikku as my smexy concubine <3

 

[Robert632]

this makes the woman who married a roller coaster look's semi-sane.

 

[Insanum]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

NO! SHES MINE!

 

[WrongSprite]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

NO! SHES MINE!

Far too late! SHE BEARS MY CHILD.

 

[Insanum]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

NO! SHES MINE!

Far too late! SHE BEARS MY CHILD.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Agent Larkin]

Od but well whatever you wanna do in your own bedroom and all that jazz...

 

[The_Chief]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

Well, I'll take Halo. THE ENTIRE TRILOGY!

poligamy ftw?

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

He's the only man on Earth that can legally sell his wife to Gamestop. My newest hero!