Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary Review
The game that started a legacy looks better than ever.
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The game that started a legacy looks better than ever.
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That's ok. We hate you, too.TheRealHardcoreGamer said:A 4.5 stars! I hate the escapist, they're just a bunch of mainstream tools. Yahzee is the only good reviewer on this website, because he tells it like it is. I was glad I gave him money for his trip to PAX, even though tickets ran out and I didn't receive my money back.
Halo is a game for twelve year-old boys, it's the video game equivalent of Justin Bieber. It's the same shit, wrapped up with nice graphics.
Also, the graphics look like shit. Anybody who disagrees is a blind, Halo fanboy.
4.5 stars? You're officially an idiot Mr. Puss Pitts.
He offered, actually, and given the metric ton of games we had to review this month, we gladly accepted. I think he just wanted an excuse to play Halo, personally.DustyDrB said:Russ is back? Or is the current onslaught of releases so overwhelming that they had to call back the Escapist's prodigal son?
Why do you need an excuse to play Halo?Susan Arendt said:That's ok. We hate you, too.TheRealHardcoreGamer said:A 4.5 stars! I hate the escapist, they're just a bunch of mainstream tools. Yahzee is the only good reviewer on this website, because he tells it like it is. I was glad I gave him money for his trip to PAX, even though tickets ran out and I didn't receive my money back.
Halo is a game for twelve year-old boys, it's the video game equivalent of Justin Bieber. It's the same shit, wrapped up with nice graphics.
Also, the graphics look like shit. Anybody who disagrees is a blind, Halo fanboy.
4.5 stars? You're officially an idiot Mr. Puss Pitts.Buh-bye, now!
He offered, actually, and given the metric ton of games we had to review this month, we gladly accepted. I think he just wanted an excuse to play Halo, personally.DustyDrB said:Russ is back? Or is the current onslaught of releases so overwhelming that they had to call back the Escapist's prodigal son?
I agree, that was one of two things that really got on my nerves in this review. Especially cause I've had much better experiences with the Android over the iPhone, but that's just meAvaholic03 said:Was it really necessary to throw in the Mac vs. PC and Android vs. iPhone fayboy BS? As if Halo doesn't inspire enough fanboys to come out of the woodwork? Just review the game please, if I want commentary on which tech platforms are the best, I'll be sure to ask.