Has/did your school ever pull a dick move?

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Phlakes

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Free time? Just remember, however you look at it, one hour of free time is indefinitely more than zero. The amount we get.

And, one of the best ones, the AP US History department is infamous for its amount of work, and they got so many complaints from parents, and from the local community college whose summer APUSH classes were being filled because it's easier, that they had to tone down the work, and it still amounted to 3-4 hours on a regular day.

And every teacher naturally sees their class in its own bubble, not taking into account the fact that every other class is assigning close to the same amount of work. So it would usually add up to 6-8 hours a night. Sleep wasn't a natural process, it was preparation for the tests you have the next day, and was scheduled in between assignments.

I guess it makes sense, seeing how that school was ranked 47 in the nation, and almost everyone who graduates says college is easier.

Basically, it's four years of the school slapping you with its dick while its friend stands on your back forcing you do to one-handed push ups, but it pays off. Somehow.
 

Rigs83

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I go to a community college and they pushed credits needed to graduate up three credits. It may not seem like a lot but those three credits were for three one credit courses that had little to nothing to do with my major, computer networking. To elaborate they want me to take Intro to accounting, intro to psychology and pc keyboarding.
 

Julianking93

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Oh where to fucking start... I've been screwed over by pretty much every school I've ever been in (that would be 8 schools in total if you don't know me) and they each seemed to have gotten worse.

However, most recently was when I started (or attempted to) college a few weeks ago and, since they're fucking stupid and decided it would be a good idea to handle every aspect of registering/applying online rather than it be physical, I've had to go in a total of 17 times in the course of just one week trying to fix it after the system kicked me out. Then again when their crap computers dropped all my classes, three times now. So, I've been on the phone with them, been to the school, wandered back and forth from different headmasters, administrators and teachers trying to solve the problem and this has been going on for 3 weeks now. I've attended classes but they don't count of course since I'm always dropped by the time I get in, so it doesn't really matter at all.

Funny little bit about this though; they've blamed me for it all throughout this entire time. I've done nothing to this in the least *shifty eyes and coughs >.>* but they still blame me for the problem(s) even though I use Apple computers and they just recently told me their system doesn't work on a fucking Mac. Who does that? When half of your students use Macs.... you don't make your applications work on Macs? What the hell is wrong with you people?

And best part about all this; I don't even want to fucking go ¬_¬
 

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Kwaku Avoke said:
artanis_neravar said:
Shakomaru said:
Blablahb said:
Kwaku Avoke said:
Just kinda sucks how we easily have the most difficult sport and while the volleyball team gets everything they want
As a kickboxer who also appears in competitions, I can't help but grin as a matter of general principle.

What is it with American Football players and thinking their sport is tough? Running around and bumping into people in full armour is nothing.
Well...
But seriously, the armour just makes it ridiculous. I was playing two hand touch with my friends, I'm the smallest person there, and also the only one who doesn't play sports much. I smash into one of my teammates at full speed and get elbowed right in the chest. I lost my breath, and all the other stuff that happens when you have that happen to you. Five minutes later I'm back in. Why is the armour necessary? it doesn't even stop most of the injuries! Dumb americans...

But I'm off track. Let's see here. the worst thing is that my school banned carrying backpacks around with you for a while because some stupid kid wearing one was jumping back and fourth through a closing gym partition and was killed because he got trapped. I actually haven't had anything bad happen to me... *shrug*
And they think they have hard practices, it's kind of funny Footballers? Football players? are some of the most spoiled wimpy students athletes ever.
Spoiled? Wimpy? You watch to many movies where the rich school with fancy equipment gets beat by the rag tag underdogs down the hill and try staying in 3-point stance position for an hour and a half.
No I went to high school, you know that place where football players think they are tough shit? They get everything they need paid for, uniforms, banquets, states, ect - hence the spoiled part. They couldn't even do a single day of one of my teams practices were we could do any of theirs - hence wimpy
 

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I must be pretty lucky, because the only dick move my school ever pulled happened in fourth grade. There were a few months were it got really cold, like below 50 or 40. But my teacher would not let anyone wear jackets or anything because she thought we might play with them. Half the class was out sick for a week after that...
 

triggrhappy94

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Jakub324 said:
2)Timetable changes. Now, kiddies only have one hour of free time in the entire day, which goes from 9:00 AM to 4:30 PM, and they have less options for their GCSEs, with (I think) 6 of them being removed. This affects the teachers, too - their pay gets frozen for I don't know how long (I'm not even sure they know).
My school starts at 8 and ends at 3:05, with 15 minutes for a break between advo (homeroom kinda) and 2nd block, and a roughly 45 minute lunch. We also have 5 minutes before each class, some of those 5 minutes actually counts as instructional time which is kind of funny.
So, I'd say we're kind of even.


My school did mess up my schedule this year, but I fixed that. They put in Algebra 3-4 (second year) again, instead of Trig/Pre-cal. But that's ok.

They also made it so culinary no longer counts as an art credit (you need to take at least one year of an art to graduate), but that's because all the other schools in the district can't afford culinary. And that doesn't effect me, because I took Film Studies instead (and developed a love of cinema).

Other then that, no major complaints

EDIT: They did combine my (school) bus route with another route that just barely over laps, so it now takes me an hour to get home, when its normally a 15 minute drive.
 

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let me teach you something about the School system in the USA. A high school deploma is not worth the paper it's wrote on. Soon associate degree will be the same way. Most police departments in Texas want a batchlors. Anyone know what a cop makes? So yeah the whole school system here is a dick move.
 

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artanis_neravar said:
Kwaku Avoke said:
artanis_neravar said:
Shakomaru said:
Blablahb said:
Kwaku Avoke said:
Just kinda sucks how we easily have the most difficult sport and while the volleyball team gets everything they want
As a kickboxer who also appears in competitions, I can't help but grin as a matter of general principle.

What is it with American Football players and thinking their sport is tough? Running around and bumping into people in full armour is nothing.
Well...
But seriously, the armour just makes it ridiculous. I was playing two hand touch with my friends, I'm the smallest person there, and also the only one who doesn't play sports much. I smash into one of my teammates at full speed and get elbowed right in the chest. I lost my breath, and all the other stuff that happens when you have that happen to you. Five minutes later I'm back in. Why is the armour necessary? it doesn't even stop most of the injuries! Dumb americans...

But I'm off track. Let's see here. the worst thing is that my school banned carrying backpacks around with you for a while because some stupid kid wearing one was jumping back and fourth through a closing gym partition and was killed because he got trapped. I actually haven't had anything bad happen to me... *shrug*
And they think they have hard practices, it's kind of funny Footballers? Football players? are some of the most spoiled wimpy students athletes ever.
Spoiled? Wimpy? You watch to many movies where the rich school with fancy equipment gets beat by the rag tag underdogs down the hill and try staying in 3-point stance position for an hour and a half.
No I went to high school, you know that place where football players think they are tough shit? They get everything they need paid for, uniforms, banquets, states, ect - hence the spoiled part. They couldn't even do a single day of one of my teams practices were we could do any of theirs - hence wimpy
In my original post I made it clear that my school does everything you say for our losing volleyball team while we have to have chocolate sales just to cover expenses like buses for away games and such. Our principal barely mentions us during pep rallys but is proud to speak about how hard our no win volleyball team is doing and how they earned a trip to Yankee stadium. I'm just saying give money to the programs who deserve it but never sacrifice education for sports. New computers > new field or a new net for volleyball would be my schools case.
 

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A few things come to mind. I remember I had a history teacher during my freshman year in high school who made us grade his papers for him. If someone didn't have a red pen to grade the papers then he would give said person three days of detention. That same teacher brought up the topic of religion one day(I can't remember why though). He was asking everyone what their religion was and when he got to me I said I didn't care for religion. So he kicked me out of his class and sent me to a councilor. The guy was a complete prick. My high school also required us to all wear ID cards. If you forgot to bring it (which I did a few times) you were forced to buy a new one. The last thing that really sticks out in my mind is when the school decided to have a uniform policy....and they took it waaaaaaaaaay too damn far. On the first day the year they implemented it, literally hundreds of kids were either sent home or had things done to their clothes to "correct" what they were wearing. For example, because my shoes had a logo on them and weren't all one color, they tried to cover my shoes in black tape and screamed something about a weeks detention. After that I just walked out of the damn school, me and a lot of other people. They weren't as strict about it after that first day...but still.....damn.
 

triggrhappy94

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Oh yeah.

Does anyone else have a library at their school? Ours lost funding at the end of last year. Now all the teachers just hand out the textbooks and make records of who has which book
 

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Pfft my break is an hour and I'm quite thankful for that.
[sub]My school hasn't done any dick-moves that I know of.[/sub]
 

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Skullkid4187 said:
Yup, my school got rid of the dividers between urinals to "battle homophobia."
how does that battle homophobia?
if anything that is "battling comfort of peeing next to someone else" which is odd to begin with.
 

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SanguineScale said:
don't even get me started on how much I can't complain about my university. They publicly screened for us the most expensive porn film ever made, for free.

To this day I'm still not sure why.
What godsend of a university is this???
 

artanis_neravar

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Kwaku Avoke said:
artanis_neravar said:
Kwaku Avoke said:
artanis_neravar said:
Shakomaru said:
Blablahb said:
Kwaku Avoke said:
Just kinda sucks how we easily have the most difficult sport and while the volleyball team gets everything they want
As a kickboxer who also appears in competitions, I can't help but grin as a matter of general principle.

What is it with American Football players and thinking their sport is tough? Running around and bumping into people in full armour is nothing.
Well...
But seriously, the armour just makes it ridiculous. I was playing two hand touch with my friends, I'm the smallest person there, and also the only one who doesn't play sports much. I smash into one of my teammates at full speed and get elbowed right in the chest. I lost my breath, and all the other stuff that happens when you have that happen to you. Five minutes later I'm back in. Why is the armour necessary? it doesn't even stop most of the injuries! Dumb americans...

But I'm off track. Let's see here. the worst thing is that my school banned carrying backpacks around with you for a while because some stupid kid wearing one was jumping back and fourth through a closing gym partition and was killed because he got trapped. I actually haven't had anything bad happen to me... *shrug*
And they think they have hard practices, it's kind of funny Footballers? Football players? are some of the most spoiled wimpy students athletes ever.
Spoiled? Wimpy? You watch to many movies where the rich school with fancy equipment gets beat by the rag tag underdogs down the hill and try staying in 3-point stance position for an hour and a half.
No I went to high school, you know that place where football players think they are tough shit? They get everything they need paid for, uniforms, banquets, states, ect - hence the spoiled part. They couldn't even do a single day of one of my teams practices were we could do any of theirs - hence wimpy
In my original post I made it clear that my school does everything you say for our losing volleyball team while we have to have chocolate sales just to cover expenses like buses for away games and such. Our principal barely mentions us during pep rallys but is proud to speak about how hard our no win volleyball team is doing and how they earned a trip to Yankee stadium. I'm just saying give money to the programs who deserve it but never sacrifice education for sports. New computers > new field or a new net for volleyball would be my schools case.
Ah, then we appear to have had a misunderstanding (I didn't read your post just the person responding to yours) The football team at my school was like your volleyball team, nothing was said about us, first time undefeated till states, first time winning our regional champs, and first time placing 4th at states (never placed above 8th). The football team on the other hand got announcements every week, even when they lost.
 

triggrhappy94

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Rigs83 said:
intro to psychology.
Oh I'm taking that right now, as a high school senior. Interesting class. But we do like nothing in the actually class which can get annoying.

But yeah I can see how that's really annoying. Like that's something that could keep people from graduating on time... if college students still care about that.
 

artanis_neravar

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SanguineScale said:
don't even get me started on how much I can't complain about my university. They publicly screened for us the most expensive porn film ever made, for free.

To this day I'm still not sure why.
DaKiller said:
What godsend of a university is this???
What was the porn flick?
 

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Due to some stupid plan of a zoning change, I was now in the area for the school in the middle of town(I lived on the very outskirts), instead of the school three blocks away. Ended up being a good thing I guess, as the students and teachers there were actually quite pleasant.
 

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instantkarma5 said:
They banned Yu-gi-oh and Pokemon cards from school :(
Same here. Apparently it's because some people don't know the rules to the games.

Listen, if you bought the cards you should at least learn the game. Idiots.
 

Jodah

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Eh, worst thing I can think of is dropping the "mandatory volunteer work" half way through the school year. Basically for our Government class we were supposed to put in some volunteer work. We had to do 10 hours (if I remember correctly) and that had to be two events (IE you could do 8 hours of X and 2 of Y or five of X and five of Y etc).

We got a new Government teacher our senior year and he couldn't figure out a way to track it, God forbid he use the same method the previous teacher did. So half way through the administration said fuck it. A lot of people were pissed.

It didn't effect me at all because I was in Honor Society and had to do volunteer work anyways. I ended up using the time I ran the auditorium lighting for it. I had volunteered for it without even thinking it could be used for Honor Society but when I had to choose what to do one of our advisers recommended using it.
Sylveria said:
The 11th grade class trip at my highschool had always been to Hershey Park. It had happened every single year basically since the school was built.. Except for the class of 2004.. my class. For 1 year and 1 year only, the school decided to have a spring dance instead of the class trip. I still haven't had the opportunity to go to Hershey Park.

Oh, they also banned all backpacks cause some ass stuck some bubble-gum on a computer board and called in a bomb threat not long after Columbine. They didn't ban gigantic purses, gym bags, lap-top cases, trench coats, or anything else that could easily conceal a bomb or fire-arm, just back-packs.

Also, my school repeatedly failed to meet the No Child Left Behind standards and often has to lowest standardized test scores in PA. I'm so proud when I tell people what high-school I went to. Of course, the fact I can properly pronounce the name of the town I live in, a rarity among people here, usually tells them I'm above that.
What town?