I'll admit, I spent a lot of my currently short life bawling, followed by a seven year tear drought. I barely cried at my grandmother's funeral. Then I started gettin' me some prozacs. Man, it feels good to be able to cry again. And I don't mean just tear up, but really let it all out. I think Coach McGirk from Home Movies said it best:
"OHHHHH! OH MAN! IT FEELS So GOOD! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO MAN-CRY!"
But anyway, on with the list. Note, spoilers ahoy. Blah blah blah...
* Iroh at his son's grave in Avatar.
* Numerous episodes of Futurama; the dog, Leela meeting her parents, Fry at his nephew's grave, the last episode, etc.
* The good ending of Bioshock.
* Rorschach dying in Watchmen. Yeah, I know. Dumbledore dies, and all I can do is get a little misty-eyed. A heartless sociopath with a screwed up morality compass who smells bad dies... I sob uncontrollably for half an hour.
* TV Tropes. Go on. Go read the Heartwarming or Tearjerker pages straight through. You'll break. Sooner or later, you'll break.
* The ending of Kurau.
* Wall-E. Just pick a scene. I was probably crying from it.
* Abby leaving ER. ... Shut up. I was watching it since I was seven.
But the one consistent, the one that always get me, even to this day... Dragonheart. Just... damn that's hard. I watched that movie religiously as a kid, and I still just broke down into goo when it ended. In fact... I still do. That movie is still guaranteed to make me cry. That was my Bambi's mom, there. I watched Bambi, and I was actually bored. A deer dies? Pfft. What self-respecting future DM cries at a deer. A dragon dies? Keep the tissues on hold. Like I said, I'm glad I can cry again.