Have you ever met an authentic guy gamer

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NotYetForsaken

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Yeah I qualify to be a "guy gamer" in your list. The fact that I haven't been playing games from the dawn doesn't mean anything. I've been playing since I was fucking born, and no list is gonna tell me otherwise because my first console was a Nintendo 64 It doesn't make anyone less hardcore the longer you have been playing.

I can recognize the portrayals and strategies used by developers in games, I can understand the mechanics, I can understand the art design. I can see how it works, why it is good or bad. This is now less about wether the gender of gaming, but it upon myself that the term hardcore cannot be applied to me is an insult.

What I mean to say is, it matters not how long you've been playing, but rather that you have the retrospective and the passion to learn. You need not have experienced the first advent of gaming to learn from it. It is benefactory that we take a concise lesson from those events and mold them into something meaningful of today, whether it be in a speech, game, or a reply to a silly internet thread.

(I have also successfully converted many people to the wonders of gaming. Including attractive single women. If that fucking helps my gamerscore in your book.)
 

Slayer_2

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HAHAHAHAHA, I find this post hilarious, I guess I'm the only one who saw the other thread...
 

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ninjastovall0 said:
boholikeu said:
ninjastovall0 said:
You are just the worst kind of person....
Im glad there were misunderstandings, goes to show what happens when people dont TRY TO GET THE POINT the thread creator is desperately trying to elate.
(smiles)Hahaha...oh..lol
The irony is almost poetic.
So was your thread supposed to be satire too?
No I was only asking GUYS if they had met GIRL gamers in real life basically(btw-some had some hadnt), granted my wording could have been better but then again others could have reframed from flaming me for 5 seconds to try to see what I meant.
It doesnt matter its been removed and now theres a thread based on THIS thread as well.
The problem was your word choice. You were asking if guys had met an "authentic" girl gamer, IE implying that any girl gamer that doesn't meet those criteria is somehow less of a gamer. It reeked of elitism, and that's what people were calling you out on.

Had you worded it differently (for example: "competitive girl gamers") you wouldn't have gotten so much flack. Also, excluding people based on genre preference is pretty petty, too. It's like saying you aren't an "authentic" music fan if you like rap or rock.

That's what people were reacting to. You can claim people just "misunderstood" your true meaning, but then you should have edited your OP as soon as it became clear that they didn't get your point.
 

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Is it sexism that this thread is up while the other was deleted? Probably.

I don't really mind, but I thought it was really cool that this thread was satiring the sexist tendencies of the other thread, but when the other thread was removed, that shifted the sexism in the other direction. Problems are fixed by the introduction of new speech, not censorship of old speech.
 

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Your qualitys for ''being a guy gamer'' are just stupid they need to talk about it when trying to pick up girls? haveing played any of the big fps games in like the past 10 years = not a gamer? yet u throw in WoW as being a game that makes you a gamer.... Sorry but to me your opinion on what a guy gamer is flawed
 

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ninjastovall0 said:
No I was only asking GUYS if they had met GIRL gamers in real life basically(btw-some had some hadnt), granted my wording could have been better but then again others could have reframed from flaming me for 5 seconds to try to see what I meant.
It doesnt matter its been removed and now theres a thread based on THIS thread as well.
ninjastovall0 said:
Actually someone here at the escapist (a polite girl) answered my question in a private message.
I see some kind of contradiction here. You asked "GUYS if they had met GIRL gamers in real life" and yet some how "(a polite girl) answered my question in a private message." You weren't even asking the question of girls.
And I am gonna guess I am not such a polite girl for pointing this out along with the search bar overlook before.
Meh, I don't care.
 

xPixelatedx

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Never considered Sims or Wow to be authentic gaming, perhaps you should have used the original mario and sonic games instead? ...or pacman?
 

DustyDrB

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CAPTCHA!: Sociology shmerv
Oh, man. I majored in Psychology in college and we have a little rivalry with the Sociology department. I wish I could go back in time and call those phonies all Sociology Shmervs!
 
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Um...Yeah. This isn't really satire so much as...parody. And it's not as clever as you think it is.

I mean, this isn't as bad as the first guy ("authentic gamer"...seriously?) but really...This wasn't actually necessary in any way.
 

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Azrael the Cat said:
In response to ninjastovall0's thread on girl gamers.

Have you ever met an authentic guy gamer? (has adequate background in gaming) and these are the qualifications/qualities for being authentic:
1. They didn't get into gaming because their friends were into it, or because their parents just bought them a console/PC. Basically like other gamers, they saw a game and just intuitively knew they would enjoy it, despite absolutely no social/common experience of it with friends to indicate it might be fun.
2. They actually play main titles like Sims and WoW that sell massive units and have online interaction (sorry CoD, Halo and other ultra-masculine space marine penis-fests, you're not real games).
3. Whatever they like they have substantial knowledge about its past, such as being able to expain in detail the market circumstances that led Origin to agreeing to the EA takeover, the histories of Interplay and SSI and can carry a conversation by adding their own points/knowledge/past.(example: if the XBox/PS2 is their first, they probably can't).
4. They're willing to talk about gaming in public, even when they are trying to pick up a good looking girl who clearly isn't into gaming at a party, and even if most of the people in the conversation aren't actually interest in gaming.

I ask this because the guy that posted this thread: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.262773-Authentic-girl-gamer can't tell the difference between his personal limited experience of gaming (seriously, it seems like he hasn't even been gaming for 20 years yet - OBVIOUSLY he doesn't have the same experiences that I have when I was cranking through the Origin games in the 80s, which makes him less hardcore and, by his reasoning, obviously not a gamer...) and 'being a gamer'.
This is approximately my favourite thread ever.
 

eatenbyagrue

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Wow. This is just. Wow.

I don't want to comment, because honestly. If everyone was an "authentic guy gamer" like OP wants, all of us who play games would be classified as what could charitably be "socially retarded man-children"
 

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eatenbyagrue said:
Wow. This is just. Wow.

I don't want to comment, because honestly. If everyone was an "authentic guy gamer" like OP wants, all of us who play games would be classified as what could charitably be "socially retarded man-children"
Bro, look a bit closer will you.
A lot of people don't seem to get the OP's point, which was to mock a dude that made a thread almost identical to this but about 'authentic girl gamers'.
This is satire, the main difference between this thread and the other one, in which the OP was serious about standards like these.
 

eatenbyagrue

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Sirensomn said:
eatenbyagrue said:
Wow. This is just. Wow.

I don't want to comment, because honestly. If everyone was an "authentic guy gamer" like OP wants, all of us who play games would be classified as what could charitably be "socially retarded man-children"
Bro, look a bit closer will you.
A lot of people don't seem to get the OP's point, which was to mock a dude that made a thread almost identical to this but about 'authentic girl gamers'.
This is satire, the main difference between this thread and the other one, in which the OP was serious about standards like these.
Oh. Oh dear. I feel like a total jackass now.
 

Macrobstar

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FieryTrainwreck said:
Seriously, why do people work so hard to misunderstand other people on the internet? It was exceedingly obvious what the guy meant, and yet everyone lambasted him for imprecise language. Semantics hounds can grind every discussion to a crashing halt if you let them, and that's apparently the direction we've gone here.

Edit: also, entirely unbelievably juxtaposition is probably the shittiest form of satire.
This, I agree with you completely person on the internet, the first guy was obviously asking a relatively simple question but he just phrased it a bit stupidly
 

RN7

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Hey! Thanks for describing me in 88% detail! But seriously though, your "authenticity" is more or less generalized stereotype to a slight extent.