Hello Kitty Meets Hooters

[Benny Blanco]

So, am I going to be the first person to make the obligatory "Hello Titty" pun?

Looks like.

...

I can't believe I missed that one.

Well, it was either that or a less punny joke about synergistic mergers in the sale of fictional pussy.

 

[spielberg11]

Well, at least they're trying to appeal to the Furry market.

 

[Ninedeus]

Well, its rule 34. These things happen in Japan.... Especially in Japan.

 

[Bernzz]

massagers (both internal and external)

I hope I'm reading that wrong.

You aren't.

Oh dear lord.

massagers (both internal and external)

I hope I'm reading that wrong.

I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...

When you're done with it, can you pass me the brain bleach? I have a few scarring mental images that need to be deleted by any means necessary.

 

[DustyDrB]

Grey, you seem to get a lot of boob-related news stories. I think this calls for a new Escapist title. There's a Tank Ninja, so...Boob Ninja?

 

[Solo-Wing]

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.

I... I-uh... [sub]Um...[/sub] I have no words. No words.... [sub][sub]None...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Have yet to set foot into one of those restaurants yet. This however just seems like the marriage of two things that you would never associate with each other...

 

[The Wooster]

Grey, you seem to get a like of boob-related news stories. I think this calls for a new Escapist title. There's a Tank Ninja, so...Boob Ninja?

I do like to stay abreast of current affairs.

 

[Darth_Dude]

A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Regardless, the "special parfait" wielded by the suspiciously well-endowed waitress in this ad does seem delicious [http://www.hooters.co.jp/news/index.php/view/71], even if it does seem to resemble some kind of monstrous monument to human gluttony.

Link borked. I think you mean this...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ah Japan, don't ever change.

It least it gives the furries somewhere to go, and then be ultimately disappointed when they realise the the workers aren't wearing fur suits.

 

[Queen Michael]

Could the world please stop being a parody of itself?

Also I've got to get one of those; ebay ebay ebay

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)

 

[Yopaz]

massagers (both internal and external)

I hope I'm reading that wrong.

I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...

What better way to show a girl that you love her than spending an entire meal nodding at whatever she says while you stare at boobs? I certainly can't think of much more than 100 things that would be better without making an organized list.

 

[scorptatious]

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.

Seriously though, what?

I remember Hello Kitty being a much more innocent brand when I was little. :/

 

[LilithSlave]

I must have a terrible Asian fetish, because this somehow bothers me that it's an Asian Hooters.

Still, Hooters is still a "lolololololololol big tits" place. No matter where in the world it's at, surely. And therefor kind of disgusting.

 

[LadyRhian]

Yeah I've never really liked hooters so I can't say this makes me happy. If maybe there was a store as popular as hooters that had scantily clad MALE waiters running around then I wouldn't mind it so much but that's another thing all together.

But hey if Sanrio wants to whore out there little kitty, I certainly can't stop them. I just don't think people should things to encourage little girls to want to grow up and work in a hooters.

wait don't they have "chippendales" which has bunch guys scantily clad serving women beer and food just like hooters??

As far as I remember, in Chippendales, they just dance. The male dancers don't serve food.

 

[orangeapples]

Yeah I've never really liked hooters so I can't say this makes me happy. If maybe there was a store as popular as hooters that had scantily clad MALE waiters running around then I wouldn't mind it so much but that's another thing all together.

But hey if Sanrio wants to whore out there little kitty, I certainly can't stop them. I just don't think people should things to encourage little girls to want to grow up and work in a hooters.

wait don't they have "chippendales" which has bunch guys scantily clad serving women beer and food just like hooters??

not to my knowledge, but I do know they can have male waiters at Hooters.

 

[rayen020]

As far as I remember, in Chippendales, they just dance. The male dancers don't serve food.

I actually can't tell if that more or less discriminatory...

 

[Relaver]

Thats weird. I do want to try Hello Kitty Spagetti-O's though.