Hello Kitty Meets Hooters

Benny Blanco

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Grey Carter said:
Benny Blanco said:
So, am I going to be the first person to make the obligatory "Hello Titty" pun?

Looks like.
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I can't believe I missed that one.
Well, it was either that or a less punny joke about synergistic mergers in the sale of fictional pussy.
 

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Grey Carter said:
Bernzz said:
Grey Carter said:
massagers (both internal and external)
I hope I'm reading that wrong.
You aren't.
Oh dear lord.

Atmos Duality said:
Bernzz said:
Grey Carter said:
massagers (both internal and external)
I hope I'm reading that wrong.
I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...
When you're done with it, can you pass me the brain bleach? I have a few scarring mental images that need to be deleted by any means necessary.
 

DustyDrB

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Grey, you seem to get a lot of boob-related news stories. I think this calls for a new Escapist title. There's a Tank Ninja, so...Boob Ninja?
 

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Formica Archonis said:
Atmos Duality said:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]
Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.
I... I-uh... [sub]Um...[/sub] I have no words. No words.... [sub][sub]None...[/sub][/sub]
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Have yet to set foot into one of those restaurants yet. This however just seems like the marriage of two things that you would never associate with each other...
 

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DustyDrB said:
Grey, you seem to get a like of boob-related news stories. I think this calls for a new Escapist title. There's a Tank Ninja, so...Boob Ninja?
I do like to stay abreast of current affairs.
 

Darth_Dude

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A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...
 
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Grey Carter said:
Regardless, the "special parfait" wielded by the suspiciously well-endowed waitress in this ad does seem delicious [http://www.hooters.co.jp/news/index.php/view/71], even if it does seem to resemble some kind of monstrous monument to human gluttony.
Link borked. I think you mean this...

 
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Ah Japan, don't ever change.

It least it gives the furries somewhere to go, and then be ultimately disappointed when they realise the the workers aren't wearing fur suits.
 

Queen Michael

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Could the world please stop being a parody of itself?

Also I've got to get one of those; ebay ebay ebay
 

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Atmos Duality said:
Bernzz said:
Grey Carter said:
massagers (both internal and external)
I hope I'm reading that wrong.
I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...
What better way to show a girl that you love her than spending an entire meal nodding at whatever she says while you stare at boobs? I certainly can't think of much more than 100 things that would be better without making an organized list.
 

scorptatious

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Formica Archonis said:
Atmos Duality said:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]
Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.

Seriously though, what?

I remember Hello Kitty being a much more innocent brand when I was little. :/
 

LilithSlave

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I must have a terrible Asian fetish, because this somehow bothers me that it's an Asian Hooters.

Still, Hooters is still a "lolololololololol big tits" place. No matter where in the world it's at, surely. And therefor kind of disgusting.