Hello Kitty Meets Hooters

[Otaku World Order]

Could this be classified as kitty porn? I thought there were laws against that.

 

[disappointed]

Remember, what Hello Kitty's boobs lack in mass, they make up for in quantity.

 

[Saulkar]

Oh well, at least all of their products can be used as a weapon.

 

[GreenTeaGal]

There's something deceptively sweet about Kitty chan serving a mug full of lemonade and not a far more likely mug full of beer.

 

[GonzoGamer]

massagers (both internal and external)

I hope I'm reading that wrong.

I wished I was reading that wrong!

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Seriously. A valentine's day promotion for HOOTERS (A great place to take your girlfriend!)?
The Hello Kitty part is just...well, it makes it weird. That's all I can say.

Now if you excuse me. I need to find a bottle of brain-bleach...

It's not that weird. All you need is a warm damp Qtip and...well, I shouldn't get into too much detail but you get the idea.

I actually know someone who has the Hello Kitty "Massager" which is of course different from the Hello Kitty massager.

What I want is the HK AK the article linked too. A bright pink assault rifle is just something that says "go ahead, laugh, I dare you."

 

[TheAftereffect]

So, am I going to be the first person to make the obligatory "Hello Titty" pun?

Looks like.

I was ninja'd out of making this pun, but I was also unsure if this would be too offensive for the forums.

 

[Pinkamena]

Oh wow.
In 10 years time, the same thing will happen with MLP. Mark my words.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Japan.... I'm not surprised you'd do something like this. You've got some weird things. Good day.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I was ninja'd out of making this pun, but I was also unsure if this would be too offensive for the forums.

You'd be surprised...as long as it's not directly offensive, most things go. Ask a mod if you're not sure

 

[Mahoshonen]

I am at a loss for words...

 

[Paragon Fury]

Could this be classified as kitty porn? I thought there were laws against that.

BOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

*throws tomato*

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I think I'm going to use this clip again to convey my response:

 

[Jodah]

Rule 34 + Japan = OH DEAR GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING AND BURNING AT THE SAME TIME!

 

[ThunderCavalier]

... I have no words. Then again, it IS Japan, so being left speechless at what they deem appropriate shouldn't be surprising anymore... no offense.

 

[Drakmeire]

I'd go to a Japanese Hooters. Sounds like it would be interesting just for noticing the slight differences.
I generally enjoy Hooters food but I hate the clientele since every time I go it seems to be the same rude jock types being overly grabby. Last time I went I befriend almost everyone there just from being kind and gentlemanly. Yeah, I feel awesome.

 

[CleverCover]

I have to tell my friend about this and convince her to go with her bf just to hear what the experience was like.

This sounds incredibly off the wall and completely insane.

Damn I wish I could check it out.

 

[Risingblade]

Oh wow.
In 10 years time, the same thing will happen with MLP. Mark my words.

Not as long as bestiality stays illegal >.> <.<

 

[Cecilthedarkknight_234]

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.

Seriously though, what?

I remember Hello Kitty being a much more innocent brand when I was little. :/

Go to jlist.com and look up hello kitty massager. they have been around for 14 years if not more. These aren't the type you use for you're back if you catch my drift and are official licensed products.

 

[Aethren]

Am I the only one in this thread more interested in that parfait? How the hell do you even eat one of those things?

 

[Darth_Dude]

A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)

Well, this is just one Pornstar with artificial breasts. I meant the majority of Japanese women as a whole.