Hello Kitty Meets Hooters

[K_Dub]

I've always loved Hooters. Not so much for the ladies (as I always seem to get the angry, not so pretty servers), but more for the food! So I've always been able to keep my head about me when thinking of and observing Hooters. And all I really have to say is, they have a really odd marketing campaign. And some good-ass wings!

 

[Saltyk]

Geez, some people need to relax. Hooter's isn't so bad. I've eaten there a few times with buddies. The girls never seemed unhappy to be there. I never felt that way anyway. My biggest problem is that the sauces are less than great. You want a mild sauce? Better get Hot. I don't particularly like Spicy food, but the mild at Hooters is a joke a little more than butter. I don't even notice medium. For the record, I usually eat Mild or Medium wings.

I will admit that Hello Kitty and Hooters aren't two things I would put together. Kinda mystifying honestly. Not that I really care. Not like any of the Hooters near me will be giving them away. If they were, I might go just to get one. Just for the random factor.

 

[Liam Starrs]

kinda weird to use the least sexually provocative mascot ever in hooters. Also i can imagine this happening
Man walks into hooters-"oh i sho' do love some big boobie waitresses....hey hello kitty...reminds me of my daughter...sitting at home with her mom.....i gotta get outta here"

 

[Xan Krieger]

A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)

Oh dear sweet mammary mountains she has giant....you know.

OT: It's Japan, nothing there surprises me anymore.

 

[Paragon Fury]

A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...

Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)

Damn.

I'll take 2 please.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

The 'Volcano of Love,' as it's called, will cost you ¥2,400, around $30 USD. And your dignity.

Your articles always make me laugh, I always know it's one of yours even before I read the name. Keep up the great work!

OT: I would be surprised, disturbed and slightly reviled... but this is Japn we're talking about and frankly, this is probably quite tame compared.

I think this helps put things in perspective.

 

[Blind Sight]

A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]

Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.

I'm basically stealing this joke from someone on youtube, but I've got to say it:

Hello Kitty? More like Hello Clitty.

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