Here's Johnny!

[Hey Joe]

How do you cha-cha-cha?

McGuyver

 

[Xhumed]

Who is the only man who can defeat me?

Philip K Dick

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Who has a name I cannot say without laughing?

This thread.

 

[Xhumed]

What is slightly more interesting than flaming squirrels?

Ubik

 

[Spartan Bannana]

What's at the beginning of that word that ends with uitous?
Yeah, boiiii

 

[ElephantGuts]

Are you a gangsta?

Bob Marley.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Who likes their doughtnuts wi' jam in?

The number eighty-two.

 

[Geamo]

How many more hours must I wait for that pizza?

Trouble at mill. One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Who likes their doughtnuts wi' jam in?

The Return of the Pun

Trouble at mill. One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.

What's a nonsensical sentence?
Little Jacob

 

[ElephantGuts]

Who's the coolest character in GTA4?

Ancient Rome.

 

[Lucas113]

Name a place that hasn't heard of Star Wars.

A small red plastic spoon.

 

[Xhumed]

What has the same IQ as Jack Thompson?

Dr. Bloodmoney

 

[chomesuke]

What would my super-villain alter ego be?

2 liters of water.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

What do you have when you take away the coloring, sugar, flavors, and belch power from Dr Pepper?

Waco, Texas

 

[chomesuke]

What is the worst city name in the world?

Bedtime.

 

[Labyrinth]

What's 4am good for?

Crabs.

 

[Hey Joe]

Why did my girl break up with me?

A mischievous pony

 

[Lucas113]

Who is my imaginary friend?

Lithium.

 

[000Ronald]

What poison are the russians going to use agains their next disgruntled spy?

Shaq-fu

 

[ElephantGuts]

What video game do I not want to think about?

The Soviet Union.