Here's Johnny!

[Johnn Johnston]

Where do you have to go for everything you usually do something to begins to do it to you yourself?

Spoiler: Explanation

In Soviet Russia, milk pours you! etc etc

Skullduggery and shenanigans.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What terms could I use some explaining of?

Taco Bell.

 

[chomesuke]

Why did you gas my little brother!!

Halo 2

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What is an anagram of "la H2o"?

Three fathoms below the surface of the Gulf of Mexico.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Umm...Where can I find some water? (I'm sure there's actually something there I'm just too lazy to look it up)

A giant crater.

 

[Alotak]

Where did Johnn Johnston hide his spaceship?


A paintbrush.

Spoiler: hehe

this was ment as a responce to Johnn but its works anyway yay

 

[chomesuke]

Why did I become a problem child?

KFC.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What do the US government make out of all the excess rubbish left on the streets?

Rap music.

 

[chomesuke]

What is the reason for problem children all over the world?

Trash metal.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What do I need more of to finish building my giant attack robot in the backyard?

Poland.

 

[chomesuke]

What counrty has never done anything important?

The world!

 

[Jobz]

What will soon be under my control?

A spot of tea.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What can you get me?

A polar bear.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Who ate all my cookies?

The BLU spy

 

[Xhumed]

What loves mashed potatoes?


Black Manhatten

 

[ElephantGuts]

What's the name of a cool place with a random color thrown in front of it?

Ice cream!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What was I distressed to find that humans did not taste like?

1337speak.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Whats the fastest way to invite the wrath of the banhammer?

Richard the singing rock

 

[000Ronald]

What was the name of my first pet?

"He loved Big Brother."

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What was carved into my eighth victim's chest as a justification?

Bat-West.