#HetrosexualPrideDay

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PaulH said:
Clive Howlitzer said:
I hope this catches on. I want a sexual deviance pride day where we can all have wild kinky sex in the streets. That would be a parade that everyone would attend.
I would celebrate naked day. Sometime during mid Spring to early Autumn naturally. Go to the park naked-day. Modesty chains the spirit.
This is a brilliant idea. We should have it at the same time as Free Beer and Ribs day.
 

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This reminds me of how when we were kids we'd always ask our parents "why is there a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but no children's day?" To which they would always reply "every day is children's day".
 

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PaulH said:
Yeah ... the idea isn't new, either. Nobody holds a white pride parade without sinister overtones of the people who make it a reality.
Wait until November.
Rastrelly said:
IIRC, being gay is not a choice, right? Then, it is an inborn quality. Thus, there's as much to be proud of being gay, as it is of being straight. So I don't see anything funny in this.
When was the last time someone tried to kill you for being heterosexual?
How often do people try and "fix" your heterosexuality?
What rights do you lose as a heterosexual?
How has being heterosexual impacted you in any meaningful way?

Pride exists because we're told we should be ashamed. And worse. Discriminated against. Hurt. Killed. That was the point of the original post. Poor heterosexual people, they have suffered so much for being heterosexuals. It's about time they got some recognition for everything they go through.
 

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erttheking said:
Can I get a tall person pride day? And a blonde person pride day? And a green eyed pride day? Because I want people to pay attention TO ME! I DESERVE IT THE MOST!
I'm sorry, but neither of those are majority traits. That would be special attention. That's racism or something.
 

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Soooo.... I guess some didn't see my original post as a bit stupid, over the top, very hyperbolic, sarcastic at times and yes, the main bit here, a bit of a joke that wasn't serious about the whole subject in the first place? I even gave out a little disclaimer at the end.

How does anything on here turn heated? If I mention, "Peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich around", will that turn into a 5+ page thread of heated "discussions"?

Stewie Plisken said:
How on God's green Earth did this topic become serious? It's a topic about a troll hashtag. It's not a real thing. It's like Meninism. Let it go.
I think I am a danger to the Escapist forums.
 

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Parasondox said:
Soooo.... I guess some didn't see my original post as a bit stupid, over the top, very hyperbolic, sarcastic at times and yes, the main bit here, a bit of a joke that wasn't serious about the whole subject in the first place? I even gave out a little disclaimer at the end.

How does anything on here turn heated? If I mention, "Peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich around", will that turn into a 5+ page thread of heated "discussions"?

Stewie Plisken said:
How on God's green Earth did this topic become serious? It's a topic about a troll hashtag. It's not a real thing. It's like Meninism. Let it go.
I think I am a danger to the Escapist forums.
Its just too easy sometimes man. You can even see around the second or third page right about where people stopped reading the OP and just dropped in to rant a bit.
 

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Superlative said:
This is a brilliant idea. We should have it at the same time as Free Beer and Ribs day.
Everyday is free beer day when you're a student. If you live on campus and you're popular enough. I don't consider myself extroverted but people used to invite me to at least three parties a week. Then again I was a bit of a princess when I was 20. Fashionable, flirty, and free.

More fun... years have reduced my fun tank capacity before I need a nap. I'm kind of a queen of daggy now. If an outfit requires more than 3 steps of complexity it's too hard. A naked day would be ideal.
 

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EvilRoy said:
Parasondox said:
Soooo.... I guess some didn't see my original post as a bit stupid, over the top, very hyperbolic, sarcastic at times and yes, the main bit here, a bit of a joke that wasn't serious about the whole subject in the first place? I even gave out a little disclaimer at the end.

How does anything on here turn heated? If I mention, "Peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich around", will that turn into a 5+ page thread of heated "discussions"?

Stewie Plisken said:
How on God's green Earth did this topic become serious? It's a topic about a troll hashtag. It's not a real thing. It's like Meninism. Let it go.
I think I am a danger to the Escapist forums.
Its just too easy sometimes man. You can even see around the second or third page right about where people stopped reading the OP and just dropped in to rant a bit.
So basically every thread ever you mean.
 

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Seneschal said:
Straight people are being "demonized?" Erm, I didn't realize yaoi fangirls who think "het is ew" were such a large portion of the population... because that's literally the only instance of "straight-hate" that I've ever encountered.

Now, lately I have witnessed some discrimination of oblivious reactionaries who feel threatened by society, culture and entertainment branching out from licking just one group's balls to licking everyone's balls, clits and a myriad other lickable body parts. When they come out as reactionaries, people generally call them names and treat them badly, the poor things.
m'kay its pretty neat that we've both seen things, but since i'm claiming to have been oppressed, you're denying my lived experiences and marginalizing my voice. Which could be concidered pretty cisphobic, but I like your profile name so I'll let it slide.
 

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Parasondox said:
Soooo.... I guess some didn't see my original post as a bit stupid, over the top, very hyperbolic, sarcastic at times and yes, the main bit here, a bit of a joke that wasn't serious about the whole subject in the first place? I even gave out a little disclaimer at the end.

How does anything on here turn heated?
It probably doesn't hurt that there's a history on this specific topic (albeit not the hashtag) on this site. I can't find the threads anymore because Google's changed the way it indexes this site, but...you sure picked a loaded topic to joke about. Might as well have joked about Anita Sarkeesian or, for the political equivalent, Muslims.

Keep in mind we recently had a thread arguing that "white male" is a slur. Unironically.

If I mention, "Peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich around", will that turn into a 5+ page thread of heated "discussions"?
PB&J is the sandwich of white male oppression. It is so simple that when a man says "make me a sammich," women are able to say "you can make it yourself." And truthfully! It also furthers the vegan agenda, with its plant-based food option-having-ness, which also oppresses men by shaming their natural meat-loving ways. Why do men like meat? Sexual dimorphism, that's a fact, look it up. This sort of assault on masculinity is exactly why we need straight pride day, because it is vital that the regressive left not take away our sexuality or sandwiches! We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. The line must be drawn here and no further. You do not joke about peanut butter and jelly, good sir. To do that is to insult the freedom of speech I lost so many lives in Call of Duty to defend.


Rest now, gentle gyro. You shall suffer no more. And we shall never forget your sacrifice.

...too over the top? Hard to tell these days.
 

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shinyelf said:
"Devalue the concept of gay pride"? The only value of gay/LGBT pride is showing that you shouldn't fear coming out, and usually it is show by the most flamboyant, in-your-face, dildo-toting, strap-on-swinging, members of the LGBT community. Yeah, I have some issues with LGBT pride, it's way too in your face, at least if you're trying to show someone that they aren't different because they're LGBT.
Have you ever been to Pride? Whenever I have, the "flamboyant, in-your-face" people have been prominent, sure, but hardly the majority. Most floats and groups in the parade are merely representing various industries or organisations, and couldn't be called flamboyant in the slightest. After the parade, it tends to split off into various musical events and mini-shows and things, which tend to be just like most street-music stuff. Little flamboyance. No dildos.

The paparazzi just take pictures of the flashiest stuff, because they make for flashier pictures. That's all. If that's given you the wrong impression, don't blame the event.

shinyelf said:
So why the hell is it that only LGBT people can be pissed off about someone disliking them? Yeah, straight people might not need it as much, or barely at all, but would it outright harm the LGBT community? Is it a slippery slope? Do you have to let everyone have a Pride if you let the straights have one?
Everyone can tell others to piss off, of course. Everyone does. Nobody is debating that. The issue is that whenever "straight pride" is brought up, it's almost always-- with very rare exceptions-- as part of an effort to denigrate gay pride, or dismiss it. See this very thread.
 

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Straight Pride is so last year, call me when I can openly take pride in my disgusting fetishes.


Parasondox said:
How does anything on here turn heated? If I mention, "Peanut butter and jelly is the best sandwich around", will that turn into a 5+ page thread of heated "discussions"?
You would if you mentioned any combination of the words "Male", "Women", "Feminist", "Social", "Justice" and "Warrior". As in, "Male studies have found that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the most delicious snack to eat while crushing Feminist attempts at improving social justice for women."
 

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shinyelf said:
CaptainMarvelous said:
Why, they can commit all of them! Do not fear, my friend, we shall all burn in the inferno!

Unless we worship almighty Xenu for the low, low price of $450 a month.
So, is there like a routing number or something? And do I at least get to meet Tom Cruise?
Buddy, for enough donations, you can do whatever you WANT to Tom Cruise. Or so the legend says.
 

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I think it makes perfect sense; I am genuinely proud of a sexuality that actually contributes to renew society.
Generating and raising children is costly and time consuming, but it is also emotionally rewarding and a fundamental necessity for the world.

I would not be proud of a sterile use of my sexuality, which would merely self-serving, nor I understand people that are.
 

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Clive Howlitzer said:
I hope this catches on. I want a sexual deviance pride day where we can all have wild kinky sex in the streets. That would be a parade that everyone would attend.
I'd be down with just a general sex pride day. Let the debauchery commence.
Emanuele Ciriachi said:
I would not be proud of a sterile use of my sexuality, which would merely self-serving, nor I understand people that are.
I'm not quite sure I can understand your viewpoint myself. What's the issue with some people choosing not to (or not being able to) have children while still expressing sexuality? I'm not going to blame someone for wanting to put their own well-being and interests first. Raising a child is difficult fucking work, and god knows plenty of people that are already parents out there don't do a stellar job (or worse).

For the actual topic at hand. Troll hashtag exists. More at 11.
 

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Sleepy Sol said:
Emanuele Ciriachi said:
I would not be proud of a sterile use of my sexuality, which would merely self-serving, nor I understand people that are.
I'm not quite sure I can understand your viewpoint myself. What's the issue with some people choosing not to (or not being able to) have children while still expressing sexuality? I'm not going to blame someone for wanting to put their own well-being and interests first. Raising a child is difficult fucking work, and god knows plenty of people that are already parents out there don't do a stellar job (or worse).
I don't have a problem with it - I just don't understand the being proud part of it.
I genuinely see continuing family and society as a collective moral duty, which is more pressing the more one has the social and economical abilities to do so.
 

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Emanuele Ciriachi said:
Sleepy Sol said:
Emanuele Ciriachi said:
I would not be proud of a sterile use of my sexuality, which would merely self-serving, nor I understand people that are.
I'm not quite sure I can understand your viewpoint myself. What's the issue with some people choosing not to (or not being able to) have children while still expressing sexuality? I'm not going to blame someone for wanting to put their own well-being and interests first. Raising a child is difficult fucking work, and god knows plenty of people that are already parents out there don't do a stellar job (or worse).
I don't have a problem with it - I just don't understand the being proud part of it.
I genuinely see continuing family and society as a collective moral duty, which is more pressing the more one has the social and economical abilities to do so.
Well, ya realise gay people adopt, right? And some straight people never/can't have kids? It's not black-and-white like you're makin' it. Straighties aren't just pumpin' out babies non-stop, thank god.

And also, the being proud of it bit generally comes from people trying to erase and kill them for hundreds of years. It's not like they decided to have Pride for no reason. It's a celebration of being able to be visibly themselves after years and years of not being able to.
 

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KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
Now that's not a bad idea, it'd be at least a nice replacement for Colonialist Australia Day
Well... it wouldn't be so bad if it were a solemn day of remembrance. Like Anzac Day. People will still get boozed up and all that, but the spirit would be maintained. Australia day has some positive celebrations. Many people who receive citizenry status often get it on that day.

Which I suppose is a nice take on the spirit of migration and movement of people. They hold a celebration in the capital... there are songs, sometimes politicians come out and give talks to new citizenry. People shake hands, hand out certificates, cake. Plus it's the time politicians hand out citations and awards to citizenry based on ideals of charity, community and courage.

So it's not all one big; "First Fleet landing, fuck yeah!" If anything... probably a third of Australians don't likely know what the day actually commemorates 228 years ago. One of the big criticisms of holding all that on 9 May might be because one of our first big immigration reforms during the federation of the 6 colonies were telling most non-white migrants to go away. But I think it's still better than A-Day.

To be fair, the federation also allowed women the vote. And create a pension scheme. Mandatory education periods. Whole lot of stuff. There was a time Australia was the world's testing ground for 'zany' ideas concerning social welfare and progressivism. Too bad we left a whole lot of iniquity as well.