Hey Everybody, It's the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*

[Arkhangelsk]

The girls talking was a bit weird. And then it turned to even weirder when they started doing it. But I'll be damned if it wasn't hot.

 

[Otterpoet]

Other than those being the fakest breasts ever (when will developers learn how those things move?), that was rather amusing. About as erotic as linoleum, but amusing XD

 

[LeonLethality]

That was hilarious

Now if you'll excuse me I have to change my pants.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Wow... if it wasn't strange enough, they added quick time events. Well, at least they have a sense of humour.

I thought that both GoW and GoW 2 had quick-time events for sex scenes.
It's like a tradition.
A very screwed up tradition.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Yea, I've done that.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Am I the only one who thought this was more funny than sexy?

 

[Ekonk]

Those two lesbians spoke like the teenagers of today.

"By. The. Gods."

Heh, didn't notice that before.

Anyway, this scene was hilarious.

 

[rokkolpo]

I was not aware that God of War sex scenes were quick time events...

really?

the first two were.

 

[Zacharine]

The IQ of the entire mankind has been lowerd because of a sex scene? How is that possible?

Because someone thought it would be a good idea to associate the greek goddess of beauty, love, sensuality and sexuality with nothing but hot steamy sex, using poor animations, poor voice acting and the male character associated with a game that paints entire mountains red with the blood of his 5000+ dead enemies, mortal and immortal alike.

And someone besides the guy from the marketing department agreed.

And now half of the internet is drooling over that.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Daaaaayum

 

[Skizle]

Ugh. The acting is so cheesy. Couldn't part of that $44 million go towards decent horny actors?

 

[reg42]

Wow... if it wasn't strange enough, they added quick time events. Well, at least they have a sense of humour.

I thought that both GoW and GoW 2 had quick-time events for sex scenes.
It's like a tradition.
A very screwed up tradition.

Come to think of it... Yeah, GoW did (Don't know about GoW2).
Doesn't change the fact that it's a bit... odd.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I was not aware that God of War sex scenes were quick time events...

really?

the first two were.

I never played any of the God of War games.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Ugh, this really does drag the series down in terms of respectability...

 

[Russian_Assassin]

So you kill the gods but you just fuck Aphrodite? Makes sense. If I was Kratos I'd do the same. You can't say that this part doesn't fit with the game, because that's what EVERY straight man, that is mentally sane, would do.

Because someone thought it would be a good idea to associate the greek goddess of beauty, love, sensuality and sexuality with nothing but hot steamy sex, using poor animations, poor voice acting and the male character associated with a game that paints entire mountains red with the blood of his 5000+ dead enemies, mortal and immortal alike.

And someone besides the guy from the marketing department agreed.

And now half of the internet is drooling over that.

Sorry to say that, but I believe you're WAAAAAAY too serious about this. It's a gag! Sure you don't find it funny, but that doesn't mean it degrades our IQ. I would analyze this a bit more, but I'm afraid I would sound offensive...

 

[Le_Lisra]

I mean, I like tits but what the hell.. Kratos is just.. there.. and so out of place.

Also, Quicktime events?

I can't help but laugh hysterically. That is just silly.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Ugh. The acting is so cheesy. Couldn't part of that $44 million go towards decent horny actors?

Porn stars are rather expensive.

OT: You gotta love the distance between the comments here.
We have people who are going to go jerk themselves off.
People who think it's hilarious.
Finally, people who don't want it in the game for some... Reason. It must be jealously.

 

[commasplice]

...

Ill be in my bunk...

That made my day.

 

[xyrafhoan]

I hope this section is intentionally horrible, because all I could do was laugh awkwardly at the cheesy one-liners and fake moans that makes the porn industry look like the paragon of acting.