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[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Watch what you say.
Don't insult Yahtzee.
Don't admit to liking Uwe Boll's movies.
Don't act like a jerk.
Be yourself.

Other than that just have some common sense and courtesy.

And Welcome To Your Moosey Fate.......I mean the Escapist.

Yeah...

 

[rottenbutter]

Don't insult Yahtzee.

When did insulting Yahtzee become a bad thing?

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

He appears to be a perpetual cynic

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Don't insult Yahtzee.

When did insulting Yahtzee become a bad thing?

No, I'm just saying that he's very popular and people will condemn you for eternity.

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

What? Like people have had to make new accounts if they insult Yahtzee to get the hate off them?

 

[rottenbutter]

[email protected] that you befriended me, if you remove me as a friend, I drink myself crazy, and kill you, what band would I be referencing?

I have no idea what you are talking about. However, I am tempted to remove you as a friend due to your unstable mental health.

And you can't kill me, you'll never find me. I am hidden in the deepest depths of England's countryside. Also known as the back end of nowhere.

How's the weather in the back end of nowhere? I'm stuck in the rainy Middle of Nowhere.

Weather is currently dull out here. Not even raining, just cold and dull.

At least if is was raining we could complain about that.

So where is the middle of nowhere?

Well, first take a right down Boring Blvd., make a left at Dull St., get on the freeway, go 20 miles past Snoresvill, and it should be right under the rain cloud of perpetual sadness.

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

So you live next door to StrongSad?

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Don't admit to liking Uwe Boll's movies.

But his movies are such masterworks of suffering that they almost become fun to watch. If you're drinking heavily enough that is. If he put bruce campbell in this movies I'd be willing to bet they'd cross from the merely mundane awesomely terrible to a truly classic piece of trash.

That said, I do have a taste for bad movies. I blame MST3K.

 

[Shapsters]

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I would like to learn some about the Escapist. Any tips that aren't "Official" that could help me out here?

One thing is to review your posts before posting them. Especially if you are doing a link, or spoiler or something. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php here is the link for how to post images, spoilers, links etc. No flaming, we are friendly people here!

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

What? Bruce Campbell is awesome... Shut Up

 

[rottenbutter]

Don't insult Yahtzee.

When did insulting Yahtzee become a bad thing?

No, I'm just saying that he's very popular and people will condemn you for eternity.

Not really. Most his "hardcore" fans either don't go to the forums or get banned fairly quickly.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

EDIT: What is Zero Punctuation/ZP?

Out of curiosity, what brought you to this strange and wonderful site, if not ZP? Has the forum gathered so much awesome that it's got a gravitational pull?

Seriously, what got your attention?

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

Umm... I googled "Escapism" Wondering if it was a real word.One of the "Auto-suggestions was "escapismagazine", and I clicked it.

PLUS: Bungie.Net mentioned it about March Mayhem

 

[rottenbutter]

What? Bruce Campbell is awesome... Shut Up

Agreed. Bruce Campbell is very awesome.

I started my own religion, worshipping Bruce Campbell as god.

Spoiler

You're welcome to join if you like.

 

[Fairee]

Seriously? "There 'Ain't No Motive For This Crime, Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine, So Come On, Come On, Oh Come On..."? "Shaking Like The Devil When She Lets Me Go?" "I Took My Baby's Breath Beneath The Chandelier Of The Stars And Sea?"

Oh dear, linking me to a song just because I'm a Jenny? Sad....

But not as sad as the girls at school who sang "Jenny from the Block" when I was around.....

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

Here's what he does when the paparrazi get annoying...

Spoiler

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

Oh dear, linking me to a song just because I'm a Jenny? Sad....

But not as sad as the girls at school who sang "Jenny from the Block" when I was around.....

Not just that. Your'e a friend of mine...

 

[rottenbutter]

Here's what he does when the paparrazi get annoying...

Spoiler

They're lucky he doesn't pull out the ol' boomstick.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

What? Like people have had to make new accounts if they insult Yahtzee to get the hate off them?

....I don't know if anyone's done that, but I've have seen people bashed for insulting him.

His fans are pretty rabid.

 

[TheLivingDaylights]

Remember Jack Of All Trades? OMG Bruce Campbell+Verne Troyer = Win