Huh. The writer of longwinded pieces of quasi-literature with a big stiffy for itself is a fan of longwinded pieces of...you know where I'm going with this.
Of course, even a lot of the positive reviews for MGS4 panned the plot, the dialogue, or the storytelling. Besides, if you want to go with accolades, Twilight isn't exactly without them, either. That doesn't make it any less poorly written. Maybe Twilight isn't one of the most critically acclaimed books of all time, but the goalposts are rather different for literature and games.Julianking93 said:Really? I mean, really?
You can't honestly think that Twilight, a poorly written trend among teenage girls who only like it because the main character is somewhat relatable is on par with one of the most critically aclaimed video games of all time?
Obviously you have either never read Twilight or only played a bit of MGS.
What's REALLY hillarious is that after that, he then went back and said that Vamp naturally had super fast healing and so on, and the nanomachines just made it much better. So he apparently WAS a vampire, or something like it (strigoi vii, perhaps?). Which I suppose makes some sense; if there weren't some prerequisites for nanomachine-based superpowers then there'd be no reason not to make an army of Vamps, but it honestly felt like he was desperately trying to please both the people who liked MGS2 and the people who hated it at the same time, and just succeeded at annoying everyone. He did the same thing with Liquid Ocelot.AceDiamond said:How do you elaborate on "oh crap I can't logically explain him time to claim that Nanomachines save you from having your brain perforated by a bullet. Also drowning. And being shot in the head again."Terramax said:Well he already included a vampire in the series. Wouldn't surprise me if he made a game that elaborated on Vamp's story/ character.LeonHellsvite said:holy hell, please don't get any ideas for the next MGS game involving twilight ><
Not Eva's creator, its main artist, who is in charge of the still ongoing manga adaption.Xiado said:Holy Fuck, the creator of Evangelion and Metal gear are Twilight fans? Those books must have one damn great Japanese translator.
(Vamp could kick Ed Cullen's ass, though)
Do you have a link to those recaps?The_Oracle said:And that makes it all the more fun for people like Cleolinda Jones to rip it apart. The first time I began reading her recaps of Twilight I was laughing so hard I cried.
That would actually make a good bit of sense.Onmi said:As someone pointed out, Twilight may actually be listed under COMEDY over there since the title is 'My Boyfriend is a Vampire' Which wouldn't be hard to understand, maybe there was a lot of adaption like what we used to do to Anime?
MajoraPersona said:Well, to be fair, I've never read any of those books or, to my knowledge, played any of those games.
Maybe it's because the style of the books, from what people have told me, is rather like manga aimed for little girls.
Played every MGS game except for Snake Eater, and I read enough of Twilight to know it's crap. Now don't get me wrong, I like the MGS series. The gameplay rocks, and the earlier games are some of the most influential games of all time. The story, however, is really poorly told, and it never ceases to amaze me how many people try to defend it. True, it deals with some pretty heady issues at times, but all of that supposed sophistication is ruined by Kojima's ham-fisted thematic delivery and his over-reliance on dialogue for exposition.Julianking93 said:Really? I mean, really?boholikeu said:Take off the fan goggles and you'll see that the MGS' story isn't that much better than Twilight's. The "deep" parts you are referring to are handled just as tactlessly as any of the "thought-provoking" relationship elements in Twilight.
You can't honestly think that Twilight, a poorly written trend among teenage girls who only like it because the main character is somewhat relatable is on par with one of the most critically aclaimed video games of all time?
Obviously you have either never read Twilight or only played a bit of MGS.
I suggest you read this:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/