Holy Sh*t !

[Dr. wonderful]

"I need a docter!


Wait."

 

[PoliceBox63]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

Your avatar is win.

OT: "Jesus..." I think that's what most might say tbh after the pain most would be in shock and exclaim at the pain, thus: "Jesus Christ!"

 

[Quinadin]

*augh* "SON OF A-" *scream* "WHO THE ****- YOU SON OF A-" *grit teeth* "DAMN ****ING PIECE OF ****. YOU BASTARD!"

Would probably kick something or someone after that.

 

[My name is Fiction]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

*Got the reference, eats cookie*
:1

 

[twaddle]

"aw bollocoks" usually. I will on occasion say fuck you when i really mean fuck me.

 

[Woodsey]

"Fuck!" because it's cool.

 

[Mutie]

"Ow...! That really, really hurt!!"

 

[Drakmorg]

"Goddamnit this is my favorite shirt! And my favorite shoulder! That was just rude and uncalled for!"

 

[White_Hawk]

BLUE ON BLUE GOD DAMN IT!

 

[Kouen]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Louis Left4Dead

 

[ThreeWords]

"Fuck me! Who the hell just shot me?"

That first part isn't an imperative, it's just what I yell when surprised or in pain

 

[Cheesezorz]

"THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SHOULDER!"

 

[Mordekaien]

No to ma poser

Best translated as: Are you shitting me?

 

[captaincabbage]

AAAARRRRHHHH!!! FUCKING SHITFACED **** FUCKS!!!!!!

yeah, that seems about accurate.

 

[EllEzDee]

What the fuck is a driveby doing in this part of England? Infact, no, what the fuck is a driveby doing in England?

 

[v3n0mat3]

*Groaning* FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!

 

[Caliostro]

I'll probably cry out in pain, then get pissed and yell: "OK, WHAT *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* WANTS TO GET PUNCHED IN THE GOD DAMNED MOTHER *BLEEP*ING JAW?"

Punched in the jaw...? For getting shot...?


Doesn't seem very... Balanced...

 

[TheAceTheOne]

"Good thing I'm indestructible." or maybe (in an English accent, of course), "It's just a flesh wound."

 

[Ranooth]

"WHAT.THE.FUCK?!"

 

[DaemonicShadow]

'My goodness. You inconsiderate rogue. I hope the full force of the law comes down on you.'