That's a little wordy... I think I'd be more inclined to something that can be screamed in one breath. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKARGHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"NoseDigger said:
Also, funfact, glancing at your name causes my mind to merge the two words together
Holy Sh*t !
- Thread starter Boneasse
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Also, funfact, glancing at your name causes my mind to merge the two words together
In my case...
[HEADING=1]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"[/HEADING]
Followed by...
"AAAAHH-HA-OOWWW...! What the fuck did I do?! Go fucking fire somewhere else, dumbasses!!"
Well...I've never been shot before. And don't think that that's ALL I would say. When I get injured, I rant and rave with lots of sailor talk. Parents would hate me. I hyper-extended a knee once. The one engineering student who made sure I was okay can attest to my carpet F-bombing.
[HEADING=1]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"[/HEADING]
Followed by...
"AAAAHH-HA-OOWWW...! What the fuck did I do?! Go fucking fire somewhere else, dumbasses!!"
Well...I've never been shot before. And don't think that that's ALL I would say. When I get injured, I rant and rave with lots of sailor talk. Parents would hate me. I hyper-extended a knee once. The one engineering student who made sure I was okay can attest to my carpet F-bombing.
Gottverdammte heilige Drecksscheisse arrrgh!
Here comes the Translation kids, get your pens out now: "Goddamn holy filthshit arrrgh!"
Here comes the Translation kids, get your pens out now: "Goddamn holy filthshit arrrgh!"
The first thing I'd yell out is the vehicle's license plate number, type of vehicle, and color...just so I can better memorize it. Then I'd climb into *my* vehicle, chase it down, and ram it repeatedly or force it off the road.
Then I'd take out my maglight and finish the job.
Yes, I know they have guns because they shot at me.
Nobody fucking shoots at me and gets away with it.
If you shoot at me, you better not miss, because I'm going to fucking kill you.
Then I'd take out my maglight and finish the job.
Yes, I know they have guns because they shot at me.
Nobody fucking shoots at me and gets away with it.
If you shoot at me, you better not miss, because I'm going to fucking kill you.
either:
Good shot my angry little friend! (kidding)
or
You b****-ass mother******* dickbasket! come the F*** back here........oh s*** he's coming back....RUN! Oh Jesus salsa-dipping christ! Run for your worthless lives mortals!
Good shot my angry little friend! (kidding)
or
You b****-ass mother******* dickbasket! come the F*** back here........oh s*** he's coming back....RUN! Oh Jesus salsa-dipping christ! Run for your worthless lives mortals!
FUCKING HOLIGANS!
In retrospect thats what I get for screwing with time.*Wink* Back to the future *Wink*
In retrospect thats what I get for screwing with time.*Wink* Back to the future *Wink*
Probably something along the lines of, "You shot me! You shot me you stupid little cockjuggler!" Then, hopefully before the shock came on, I'd call the police and ambulance. XD
After I have pulled myself together and can again think semi-rationally. I would look at the pain and the blood and scream:
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!!!!!
But seriously, having sustained serious injury, I just curse a lot. Mostly in German and Latin.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!!!!!
But seriously, having sustained serious injury, I just curse a lot. Mostly in German and Latin.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Followed by JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH! SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A FUCKING DOCTOR! OH MY GOD! IS THIS MY BLOOD?!? OH GOD I'M BLACKING OUT!
*blacks out*
Followed by JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH! SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A FUCKING DOCTOR! OH MY GOD! IS THIS MY BLOOD?!? OH GOD I'M BLACKING OUT!
*blacks out*
Ace Rimmer.HankMan said:"That's my best top Dam it!"
cookie for the reference
Where's my cookie?