STEP 1: Write MaleShep's lines like Duke Nukem.
STEP 2: Write FemShep's lines like June Cleaver.
STEP 3: Swap the scripts.
STEP 2: Write FemShep's lines like June Cleaver.
STEP 3: Swap the scripts.
How best to ruin Mass Effect 3
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Simple: The Illusive Man...is your father. Or at least a distant cousin...by marriage...twice removed...recognized only on Volus occupied worlds.
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Tim Mazzola said:
they could make you pick up 50 million guns and attachments like the first game,
bring back the mako, keep the planet anal probe, thermal clips.
but i guess the biggest thing would be for there to be a piss easy final boss fight like Mass effect 2 seriously the entire impossible through the collector ship was 50 thorns in your side hard and awesome, then u fight a big metal skeleton with glowing shoot these here points.
do you know how many times i died fighting saren in the first game, neither do i but it was a lot.
but as far as the epic story of the game best way to bumfudge the whole thing i think would be to alter the concept of the reapers, there massive power and seemingly endless numbers being made to seem any less monolithic as they have been previously portrayed, when you destroyed sovereign in the first game after scampering all over the citadel exterior up to that final cinematic of it being obliterated, it was awesome. i might cry a bit if i end up flying the collector ship blasting reapers space invaders style.
bring back the mako, keep the planet anal probe, thermal clips.
but i guess the biggest thing would be for there to be a piss easy final boss fight like Mass effect 2 seriously the entire impossible through the collector ship was 50 thorns in your side hard and awesome, then u fight a big metal skeleton with glowing shoot these here points.
do you know how many times i died fighting saren in the first game, neither do i but it was a lot.
but as far as the epic story of the game best way to bumfudge the whole thing i think would be to alter the concept of the reapers, there massive power and seemingly endless numbers being made to seem any less monolithic as they have been previously portrayed, when you destroyed sovereign in the first game after scampering all over the citadel exterior up to that final cinematic of it being obliterated, it was awesome. i might cry a bit if i end up flying the collector ship blasting reapers space invaders style.
-The game opens with Shepard about to take a group photo of the Mass Effect 2 crew. As all your surviving members group together, a massive Reaper arm smashes through the ceiling, killing them all instantly.
-Gathering resources is now done by filling out the proper acquisition paperwork. They are each 15 pages of spreadsheets.
-Saren miraculously returns, with no indication of his...injuries...other then an eye-patch.
-Enact the "Replacable Gun" system. Rather then just replacing heat sinks, the player will simply replace the entire gun once it overheats.
-Switch to the "Fable" method of NPC interaction. (see: "farting at them")
-Gathering resources is now done by filling out the proper acquisition paperwork. They are each 15 pages of spreadsheets.
-Saren miraculously returns, with no indication of his...injuries...other then an eye-patch.
-Enact the "Replacable Gun" system. Rather then just replacing heat sinks, the player will simply replace the entire gun once it overheats.
-Switch to the "Fable" method of NPC interaction. (see: "farting at them")
Also referring back to my idea that the Mass Effect games could be really an in universe MMORPG. The Illusive Man is a hacker player . He doesn't want humans to loose because unlike the majority of players in Mass Effect he finds the hard working humans and how they are destroying the game balance and preventing the Reapers from destroying civilizations and creating a restart as refreshing. This also explains why he cares so little about the suffering caused by the Cerebus experiments since he still sees all the sapient characters in the game as AI.
everytime you start as a female shepard it shuts off the game and your console/pc
when you do roll male, and you start the game, your ship is attacked AGAIN although this time tali's facemask gets ripped off by grunt being a double agent for the reapers and her face gets super puffy and explodes everywhere and the camera gets a super close up of her face before that happens, and then garrus beats you in the back of the head and drags you off to the reapers with grunt and you get "liquified" into the next human reaper.
and scene.....
when you do roll male, and you start the game, your ship is attacked AGAIN although this time tali's facemask gets ripped off by grunt being a double agent for the reapers and her face gets super puffy and explodes everywhere and the camera gets a super close up of her face before that happens, and then garrus beats you in the back of the head and drags you off to the reapers with grunt and you get "liquified" into the next human reaper.
and scene.....
At one point, have Shepard be faced with an impossible situation, only to be solved by everyone, everywhere caring. By using a synchronized care bear stare at the Reapers. That would be the ending to the series. The game would only be two hours long.
That, or make the game more "light heart-ed"
That, or make the game more "light heart-ed"
After a satisfying and thought provoking first 3/4ths of the game, rush to finish and end up totally dropping the last 1/4th. Storylines that once showed promise are dropped, ignored and in one case turned into an incomprehensible section where you play as a tiny flying robot (which controls like a human character) trying to save a planet by deactivating some device, only to be zapped by another, bigger flying robot (who happens to be the Shadow Broker) never to be heard from again.
Then, after the final boss fight, instead of a satisfying ending you get a chance to ask the boss questions about the future. After she is done answering your questions, she falls into a pit or something.
There are two endings to the game, one of which involves the Normandy 3 falling into a chasm, the other involves you flying off to fight some new enemy. The rest of the cast, each with their respective story arcs unresolved, are never heard from again. Also, record dialogue which should have been used in a proper ending, leave it on the game discs, but make sure not to include it in the game.
Then, 6 years later, make an MMO set a few hundred years in the future and pretend the game never happened.
Oh, wait, they already did that with KOTOR 2? OK, so just take Bioware out of the equation and let a third party develop the game, then release it too early and botch the ending another way.
Then, after the final boss fight, instead of a satisfying ending you get a chance to ask the boss questions about the future. After she is done answering your questions, she falls into a pit or something.
There are two endings to the game, one of which involves the Normandy 3 falling into a chasm, the other involves you flying off to fight some new enemy. The rest of the cast, each with their respective story arcs unresolved, are never heard from again. Also, record dialogue which should have been used in a proper ending, leave it on the game discs, but make sure not to include it in the game.
Then, 6 years later, make an MMO set a few hundred years in the future and pretend the game never happened.
Oh, wait, they already did that with KOTOR 2? OK, so just take Bioware out of the equation and let a third party develop the game, then release it too early and botch the ending another way.
I dunno...that sounds fairly plausible. Have you seen those Volus? Machines of death, I kid you not.Easton Dark said:
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1. Garrus is a same-sex romance option. I've got nothing against gay people, but Garrus? Yeah, he ain't gay.
2. Not showing us the females of any species besides Quarians and Humans. Seriously, we have yet to see a female Turian , Krogan (though, with the whole genophage thing, that's understandable), Volus, Elcor, Salarian, Batarian, Vorcha, or Drell in either game. Asari and Hanar (I believe) are mono-gendered, so they don't count. Bioware better show us a female alien of at least one other race in ME3, or I'll be pissed.
3. The Reapers are, in fact, a myth. Harbinger and Sovereign were the last of their kind.
4. They work a nyancat into the plot somehow.
You DONT end the game here and you DONT make it like mass effect 1, a far superior game than the second.
The game opens and Shepard commits suicide. Unavoidable despite how you played him. Once the title screen comes up and the opening cutscene is over your protagonist for the rest of the game is not anyone on your regular crew from the last two games... it's an elcor. Imagine the dialogue options...
Or, they could annoy every fan who's building up anticipation for seeing Tali's face by killing her in the final section of the game and sending her off into deep space or disintegrating her body with fire without a single glimpse. Though the initial idea proposed in this thread poses a more interesting way for mass alienation of Tali supporters.
Or, they could annoy every fan who's building up anticipation for seeing Tali's face by killing her in the final section of the game and sending her off into deep space or disintegrating her body with fire without a single glimpse. Though the initial idea proposed in this thread poses a more interesting way for mass alienation of Tali supporters.
