How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With the power of my mind. HHHUUUUUGGGUUURRRKKKHHH!

How did you give yourself a hernia?

 

[Ren3004]

Picric acid... lots and lots of picric acid.


How did you think that selling me picric acid would be a good idea?

EDIT: ninja'd. Oh well, it still works.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

I needed the cash.

Why did you even accept the picric acid?

 

[Sam G]

You told me it was toothpaste!

How did you dodge a bullet? A bullet, for christ's sake!?

 

[Ren3004]

By putting on sunglasses and a trenchcoat.


How did you catch a bullet with your teeth?

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Keanu reaves game me lessons.

How did you dodge a nuke?

 

[Ren3004]

By letting go of everything... fear, doubt and disbelief.


How did you get that nuke?

 

[Sam G]

Ebay.

How did you find a limited-edition copy of Shin Megami Tensei for just 3 quid?

 

[Ren3004]

Ebay.


How did you buy Ebay?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I paid the game store clerk living under my bed for it. Nice guy.

How did you set the ocean on fire?

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Petrol. LOTS of petrol.

How did you light a cigar without any fires, lighters or matches?

 

[Ren3004]

Light bulb.


How did you find my secret hideout?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I followed the big neon sign that said, "Secret Hideout: THIS WAY --->".

How did you bring back the funk?

 

[Ren3004]

I promised I'd give it cookies.


How did you steal my cookies?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

What? I was distracted by cookies, not paying attention.

How did you lose your bullwhip-like tongue?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, however I did it, it certainly didn't involve stealing your tongue.

How did you finish that sandwich so quickly?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I was too busy watching Falling Down to even care about anything else.

Why are you not listening to Iron Maiden right now?

 

[COR 2000]

I've decided to respond to the Escapist threads once more before I go play chess with Lincoln and Ethan Thomas in Dream-land.

How did you use a "why..." question and get away with it?

 

[Sam G]

Patience, my- No, it's not even worth it.

How did you cheat deeaaaath?

 

[Ren3004]

With her sister.



How did you get Death's sister's phone number?