How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I do, I just say I don't because hating a popular game makes me look edgy and makes other people wonder if the game is that good.



How can you say edgy without fear of a lawsuit?

 

[Disaster Button]

Say it in a really high pitched voice, trust me everything is funnier in high pitched voices.

How can you lick the centre of a lollipop without licking/eating your way to the centre.

 

[Ren3004]

By cutting your way to the center with a knife.



How can you fill my dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!!!?

 

[Disaster Button]

*shudder* By shoving glowsticks into it.

How can you wash your brain without removing it?

 

[Ren3004]

Just pour water into your nose.


How can you make such a good pie?

 

[Azraellod]

I filled it with the organs of human children. Cannibalism is underrated.

How did you react upon finding out the ingredients I use in pies?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By puking then eating some more.

How did you make your arse a computer?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

With a lot of glue

How did you bring democracy to the world?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It's just an illusion brought on by you being so short.

How did you finish Paradise Lost in an hour?

 

[Azraellod]

I payed a witch doctor to bring me back from the dead if I died within a year.
Now that's quality life insurance.

How did you escape my trap?

 

[jebus4you]

there was a hole in the box that my cat chewed out of

Where is waldo?

 

[Azraellod]

On the stupid questions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.113313?page=1] thread.

How did you drink so much alcohol and not drop dead?

 

[SimpleChimp]

Well, i am kind of slow on the draw. . .

How did you Ninja me?

 

[SimpleChimp]

Cut that section of the carpet out.

How did you survive that?

 

[jebus4you]

club soda and some bleach

Why not go into the light?

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

club soda and some bleach

Why not go into the light?

You're kind of missing the point of this. It's just How did you...? questions.

Because the gate around it has a notice telling me to keep out.

How did you avoid getting hit by that truck?

 

[Azraellod]

It's my thread. I take it as my duty to correct people on it.

How did you win the ballet tournament?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By drinking an Elixir of Mighty Agility.

How did you survive on Salusa Secundus?

 

[COR 2000]

It's just salsa- I eat it completely.

How did you perfect the "art" of 'nade-spamming?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It slipped my mind.

Spoiler: But that won't happen again.

Sylvia here would like a word with you.

How did you become the pope?