How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By eating healthy.

How did you get a girl?

 

[Ren3004]

I broke into her house several times, used innuendo and got in several fights with another man.


How did you find a date online?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By coming on this forum and meeting an awesome girl.

How did you get that owl badge?

 

[Ren3004]

By being really smart.


How did you get everyone on The Escapist to beat me up?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By telling them candy would come out of your wounds.

How did you not know that owls are dumb?

 

[Ren3004]

One of them fooled me once.


How did you make me cry?

 

[Cargando]

By being an owl. [small/][small/]Ninja'd, yet it works... just slightly more surrealy.[/small][/small]

How did you not think I was an owl?

 

[tmo99]

Because I am dumb.

How did you do that thing i saw you do

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By calling forth a bat.

How did you see my bat before it was in sight?

 

[Ren3004]

By doing it while being seen by you.


How did you get satisfied with that answer?

 

[Cargando]

By being so posh, [s/]I can see round corners and in the dark.[/s]

How did you breed a pink elephant?

[small/][small/]Damn ninja's![/small][/small]

 

[tmo99]

Because I am physcic.

How did you call forth a bat?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know, I was still answering the previous question.

How did you make this thread so confusing?

 

[Cargando]

By getting ninja'd repeatedly.

How did you do that thing so quickly?

 

[Ren3004]

With my ninja powers.


How did you get such smooth skin?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm fast.
By rubbing vinegar all over.

How did you turn that into something wrong?

 

[Ren3004]

With my perverted mind.


How did you get ninja'd?

 

[Neonbob]

I was a little slow.

How did you encourage the flood?

 

[Cargando]

By using orbital lasers to destroy the dam.

How did you discover my hidden moon base?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By looking at the moon with a telescope.

How did you invent the telescope again?