How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I didn't. I just killed them all.
It was great.

How did you recognize me in a beard?

 

[Raven's Nest]

You were holding a "nuke the whales" protest sign...

How did you complete the impossible puzzle?

 

[Magnatek]

I cut it in half.
[sub]Gordian knots are tough unless you do that.[/sub]
How did you find the key to the Ark of the Covenant?

 

[Baby Eater]

by calling a locksmith.

how did you get a meteor pregnant?

 

[Caligulove]

I had NASA fire a giant payload inside, studied the dust plumes when they became in range 9 months later


How did you get that footage of Carrie Prejean?

 

[Baby Eater]

tiny camera

how did you get a tiny camera on her?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Crossbow

How did you smuggle a crosbow in here?

 

[Baby Eater]

paris hiltons bajingo

how did you meet paris hilton?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I willed it to be


how did you make a robot love?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I just programmed it to love. It's not that hard when you think about it.


How the hell did you manage to hang yourself with a wireless controller?

 

[Neonbob]

Pure dedication to the task.
I hated this world so much that I made the impossible possible out of spite.

How did you grow fungus in your toenails?

 

[Cargando]

Ah, by simply slicing the ends open and filling them with old bread.

How did you discover Justoverthereland?

 

[Neonbob]

I walked to over here and saw it.

How did you link me to the killings?

 

[Cargando]

By chalking on the next wall - Neonbob was here.

Hw did yu remve a cetain letter n my keybard?

[small/]Hey, 2000 replies! Yay![/small]

 

[Neonbob]

I used a pair of pliers. Haha!

How did you implant a microchip into my hair?!

 

[Sassafrass]

You don't want to know...
All right, duct tape.

How did you implant that bomb in my spine?

 

[Ren3004]

I told you I had to do a lumbar punction.


How did you let me make a lumbar punction on you?

 

[Sassafrass]

You drugged me with Rohypnol.

How did you escape Dr.Acula?

 

[Ren3004]

I found a secret passage.


How did you arrest me?

 

[Neonbob]

I beat you silly and threw you in the back of the car.

How did you copy an entire book in a day?