How did you do that?

[Cargando]

I'm deaf.

How did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?!

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I wasn't paying attention.

How did you make that spelling mistake?

 

[Ren3004]

I tried to write with my forehead.


How did you eat all that pie?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

With a spoon.

How did you manage to bring down that Yeti?

 

[Ren3004]

With my shotgun.


How did you get that shotgun?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

You gave it to me.

How did you get those slugs?

 

[Cargando]

By doing an impression of a lettuce.

How did you see through my cunning disguise as a wardrobe?

 

[MBergman]

I opened it up and didn't find Narnia!

How did you fix my damn computer?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I cleaned it.

How did you break it in the first place?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I knocked it off the table.

How did you ruin dinner?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I overcooked the pasta.


Hod did you deactivate my smoke detector?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By taking the batteries and using them in my xbox controller.

How did you build a plane out of grass?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

With lots of glue and string.


How did you look over my typo?

 

[Ren3004]

I was tired and didn't really care.


How did you get me to leave?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked you in the shins until you ran away.

How did you crash my party?

 

[Neonbob]

I have his family. Muahahah.

How did you make a boxcar fly?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

In your pants....that I stole.


How did you like the twist of events?

 

[Neonbob]

I stuck it in a fat lady's rolls.
I quite liked it.

How did you fit a car into a bottle?