How did you do that?

Pimppeter2 · Dec 1, 2009

I stopped eating Taco Bell!

How did you defeat Obama in an asskicking contest?

Amzer · Dec 1, 2009

I snapped my fingers.

How did you survive through life?

Neonbob · Dec 1, 2009

I killed people who were around me. I never had enough enemies to kill me, so I lived.

How did you make gold into gas?

Amzer · Dec 1, 2009

I evaporated the melted gold. Tomorrow...It shall rain...GOLD.

How did you fail the quest?

Pimppeter2 · Dec 1, 2009

Apparently they have quest other than "Kill it with fire". Who'da thunk?

How did you give that killer whale a head ache?

Neonbob · Dec 1, 2009

I used a nuclear axe.

How did you learn to dance in three days?

Snowalker · Dec 1, 2009

You get a really hot dance instructor.

How do you get custom PSN avatars?

Amzer · Dec 1, 2009

They installed it for me. Sony fears me.

How did you create something Awesome?

doopdoopdoopdoop · Dec 1, 2009

It comes naturally to those who are awesome.
How did you grow a 70-mile long beard in less than a day?

Neonbob · Dec 1, 2009

I used 50,000 gallons of rogaine.

How did you make 2 + 2 so complicated?

Ren3004 · Dec 1, 2009

By scribbling all over the paper.

How did you make me forget my own name?

lodo_bear · Dec 1, 2009

Simple: I administered an eye exam [http://gadgetophilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/t10neuralizer.jpg].

How did you manage to outsmart Batman?

Amzer · Dec 1, 2009

I held up a sheet of paper with 3x2 on it. Batman was never good at math.

How did you outsmart the genius?

Ren3004 · Dec 1, 2009

Turns out, he couldn't outsmart bullets.

How did you outsmart bullets?

Amzer · Dec 1, 2009

I hid in a trench until the bullets passed.

How did you outsmart Heavy?

Ren3004 · Dec 1, 2009

By luring him with an explosive sandwich.

How did you see through my clever ruse?

pope_of_larry · Dec 1, 2009

I watch every thing

how did YOU not know i'm every where

Amzer · Dec 2, 2009

I saw you in one place...and maybe I decided to kill the one I saw...

How did you know I was a murderer

Amzer · Dec 2, 2009

I dunno...NO WITNESSES!
Stabs Swollen goat multiple times
Don't worry...Hes a gamer...He will respawn...eventually.

How did you respawn so quickly?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 2, 2009

Host advantage.

How did you get that badge?