How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being cool like that.

How did you make a plane made of poop?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my ultra manly biceps of steel!

How did you not notice my ultra manly biceps of steel?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I was too scared to look at them.

How could you possibly so intimidating?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The passage of time, my friend.

Why are you a swollen goat?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I distracted you with pancakes.

How were you so easily distracted by pancakes?

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

How did you ask a 'why' question and get away with it here?

He didn't. I'm outside his house right now, sharpening my scythe...

My family was killed by a pancake, so I always pay attention to them. Evil little things...

How did you not see the evilness of pancakes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because they had a fake little halo on them.

How did you get here?!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Why, riding on the back of my mighty walrus, of course!

How did you get infected with the Red Death?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I got careless and managed to turn off the auto-turrets.

How did you manage to fight Cthulhu and survive?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you have gotten rather predictable in your old age.

How did you pass a law for that annoying phrase?

 

[nastar]

I didn't!

How did you take a dump on the pyramids and get away with it?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Despite the common misconception, wearing a camouflage T-shirt in the middle of the city does not make you invisible.

How did you get that tremendous amount of brain damage?