How did you do that?

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

By being inert and giving myself an atomic number of 10.

How did you not see that coming?

Neonbob · Oct 23, 2009

I was temporarily blinded by an old monk...and he delayed me. You damn ninja.

How did you steal that lady's heart?

XIII's Number XIV · Oct 23, 2009

Alas, my dear goat, I have the AIM OF A SHARPSHOOTER.

[small] Eh...that wasn't good...[/small]

How did you not run and scream at my appearance?

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

Tenacity, my swollen ungulate, tenacity. AND A MIND LIKE A BRICK WALL!

How did you think we'd ever let this die?

XIII's Number XIV · Oct 23, 2009

Not sure, my undead chinny, not sure. [INSERT CAPPED ANALOGY HERE!]

Are you sure this is dead?

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

Ninjosity, my bloated farm animal, ninjosity. AND THE REFLEXES OF A TINY MOTH!

How did you escape Ninja Fest '09?

XIII's Number XIV · Oct 23, 2009

Timing, my good chinny, timing. AND THE COMPUTER OF GODS!

[small]...nah...[/small]

How did you get like...yourself...anyway?

SomeGuyNamedKy · Oct 23, 2009

~~I left, the door was open...~~

I should just quit...

How did you break the cup?

SomeGuyNamedKy · Oct 23, 2009

I found it funny, not annoying.

How did you get so thin?

SomeGuyNamedKy · Oct 23, 2009

I offered her a ring, it's not that hard.

How did you touch the roof?

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

I looked at naked pictures of your mother.

How did you drown in 2 inches of water?

SomeGuyNamedKy · Oct 23, 2009

...Face first.

How did you throw me into 2 inches of water?

SomeGuyNamedKy · Oct 23, 2009

I used a cup holder.

How did you miss?

XIII's Number XIV · Oct 23, 2009

Grunts, my dear goat, will do anything you say. Anything.

How did you discover my secret plot to conquer the world?

Neonbob · Oct 23, 2009

I read your mind when you left a wire in your head.

How did you not get electrocuted when you tried to have sex with the third rail?

Neonbob · Oct 23, 2009

I have a very odd mind. Surely you picked up on this.
^_^

How did you reattach your arm?

Fraught · Oct 23, 2009

With my fists.

How did you get that big bucket full of grass into your hands?

AvsJoe · Oct 23, 2009

My telling him that it was turning into cheese. Everyone knows that Thor is lactose-intolerant!

How did you plug the hole in the bucket?

Ren3004 · Oct 23, 2009

With my map.

How did you find the map of the Lost City of Gold?

SteakHeart · Oct 23, 2009

With my friends over on the Stupid quetion, Stupid answer thread.

How did I just get away with self-advertising?