How did you do that?

[maxturbo211]

with a pot, of course.

how'd you stop being lonely?

 

[COR 2000]

I made friends.... With prehistoric creatures....

How did you solve all the world's problems?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because i'm Hideo Kojjima.

How can you turn your pancreas inside-out?

 

[Ren3004]

Double-joints.


How did you become Batman?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He told me to take his place.

How did you eat a car?

 

[Ren3004]

Patience, my good sir, patience... AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP.


How can you still listen to that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It never gets boring.

How the hell did you get mistletoe toe in a crevasse in a glacier?

 

[Ren3004]

Patience, my goo... *gets murdered by swollen goat*


How did you kill me?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

WITH A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP *gets murdered by Swollen Goat*

How did you let me do this?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By standing idle.

How did you make such good music?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I lured him in with gold paint. Gold lead-based paint.

How did you murder two people for using your catchphrase?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

I wore an apron, murder is messy...

How did you rickroll all of your friends?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

It took rope, lots and lots of rope.

How did you kick that fence?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By reaching out with my leg.

Where did you get that suspicious sausage?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Money, my good firey thing, money. AND A SHOP RIGHT DOWN THE STREET!

How did you decide we'd answer all questions in that format from now on?