How did you do that?

[Vrex360]

With my mighty Sangheilian sword play skills.

How did you manage to get into the massive hollywood party?

 

[CounterAttack]

I disguised myself as my evil twin. He's big in showbiz. All I had to do was put a fake mustache on and voila!

How did you save the galaxy from evil as a servant of the Dark Side?

 

[War Penguin]

I'm a jedi. Don't underestimate my midichloriane (sp?) count.

How did you manage to destroy and revive the world within five seconds?

 

[CounterAttack]

I used Achron's Resequence engine to go back in time and undo my actions.

How did I charge my iPod through force of will?

 

[Sassafrass]

I have always been here.

How did you get so tall?

 

[oppp7]

I wear stilts.
How did you dig through the moon?

 

[Ren3004]

I am the cheap labor.

How did you hire me?

 

[Ren3004]

I showed up drunk.


How did you get revenge on your old enemy?

 

[Ren3004]

I wasn't your enemy.


How did you mistake me for your enemy?

 

[Ren3004]

I did a barrel roll.

How did you learn to barrel roll?

 

[oppp7]

Peppy told me.
How did you teamkill?

 

[Neonbob]

I dropped a nuke. They don't discriminate.
Lots and lots of sonar mapping.

How did you get me put under arrest?

 

[oppp7]

I'm actually a cop! *Pulls off mask reveling he's a fireman*
How did you know I wasn't me?

 

[Neonbob]

I could see below your skin.

How did you confuse a cop?

 

[oppp7]

I told him this sentence was false.
How did you eat an hour from time?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am an inter-dimensional being who does not follow the laws of reality. Meaning "Screw you guys! I do what I want!"

How did you become and inter-dimensional being?

 

[oppp7]

I cloned their DNA into me, or whatever.
How did you learn the difference between splicing and cloning?

 

[Neonbob]

I went to a class on it.

How did you learn how to dance from a paraplegic?

 

[CounterAttack]

It was interpretive.

How did you learn the tango from a robot?

 

[Neonbob]

I programmed it quite well.

How did you translate Wingdings?