How did you do that?

[CounterAttack]

It's not my thing.

How did you miss your chance to get the girl?

 

[Code Monkey]

It's not my thing
Someone told me they like it if you act like a jerk...

How did you get honey from the hive?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I pretended to be a bee and told them I was getting it for the queen.

How were you able to teach a rhinoceros to be a master ninja?

 

[Neonbob]

I set it on fire and chased the bees off.
Persistence and hypnosis.

How did you deep fry your hair?

 

[CounterAttack]

I shaved my head for charity, and decided to experiment with the leftover hair.

How did you miss your flight?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy playing Mass Effect 2. It's stolen my life.

How did you survive your ship exploding?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

You never once thought that there could be one whale you didn't nuke, Neonbob?

How the fuck did you even do that?

 

[Neonbob]

I left it alone so it would continue the species.
After all, I'm having fun with this hobby of species genocide.

How did you turn your arm into a bird?

 

[Code Monkey]

Let me answer your question with another question: Why is it a bad idea to experiment with gene splicing?

How did you get across the border?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a plane and a passport.

How did you dig through rock?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a hammer and a poster(Shawshank reference)

How did you kill Keanu Reeves

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed him with Ben Affleck.

How did you shower yourself with toenail clippings?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I went to an old people's home and stole their toenails. They didn't seem to care.

How did you fill your truck with dolphins?

 

[Neonbob]

I dragged about ten of them onto the damn truck.
Stupid heavy things.

How did you hide yourself in a tree?

 

[Dark Knifer]

It wasn't my fault! I was practicing my human cannonball and I missed the net, but landed in a big tree and got knocked out. I was told it took 14 hours to find me in that goddamn tree...

How did you kill your target with a roll of toilet paper?

 

[Neonbob]

I stuffed it all into his mouth.
And then he choked to death.

How did you make a levitating orange?

 

[CounterAttack]

I stuck it in the mouth of a cloaked Spy.

How did you get into my hotel room and sleep in my bed?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a universal key.
Now c'mere.

How did you wiggle out of jury duty?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I told them I had swine flu.

How did you end up at alaska wearing nothing but a pillow case?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a wild night...and too much soda.

How did you slip a carrot into my french fry?