How did you do that?

[TheIr0nMike]

Who doesn't like pie?

How did you steal my bed when I was asleep?

 

[Ren3004]

You were sleeping on the couch.


How did you forget to go to your bed?

 

[War Penguin]

It was dark and I couldn't see.

How did you make it dark?

 

[j1-2themax]

I cut the power.

How did you think you wouldn't need a back-up generator?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't expect an attack...

How did you break the chain of command?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can make my own electricity.
I told General Roflcopter that his wife was sleeping with Lord Kratoslookalike.

How are you unfamiliar with the reference?

 

[War Penguin]

I needed to save money so I didn't bother to buy a back-up.

How did you sink Atlantis?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I used a nuke to destroy the rock foundations.

How did you get robbed by a little girl?

 

[Neonbob]

I was sleeping and she pickpocketed me.

How did you win a medal at sleeping?

 

[oppp7]

I used steroids.
How did you find the murderer?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a telepath who identified them.

How did you mix steel?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I melted it first

How did you crush my hopes mad dreams

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They were mad.

How did you have mad dreams?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I forgot to check my sentence : (

How do you make me feel so stupid

 

[ottenni]

With my cutting intellect and my pipe.

How did you read the harry potter series so fast?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I used osmosis

How did you restructure your DNA

 

[Neonbob]

I used a Radiation machine to shift pairs.

How did you stay on your feet?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sheer force of will.

How did you eat a whale?

 

[Neonbob]

I saved it up for a year.
Those fucks are huge.

How did you get a vegetarian to eat meat?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I lied and said it was tofu with taste

How did you defeat my henchmen