How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I called them buffoons.

How did you correct my bad spelling?

 

[Neonbob]

I edited your post. Muahahaha.

How did you listen to ultrasound?

 

[JupiterBase]

With plastic cups and a string.

How did you defeat that dragon?

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed it with the holy blade of Al.

How did you make a truck run off of chicken?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Well, it was oil used to fry chicken...

How did you become supersonic?

 

[Code Monkey]

I'm actually from a planet with much lower gravity.... Eh, and air density.

How did you climb that tree?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Skill.

How did you get so short?

 

[Neonbob]

I cut my shins in half.

How did you locate my tongue?

 

[Code Monkey]

I held your nose until you had to open your mouth.

How did you break the game?

 

[Neonbob]

I smashed the board with a hammer.

How did you bring us to the final hour?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

I set all the clocks forward

How did you ride the lightning?

 

[Neonbob]

I bought a semiconductor and then told physics to fuck off.

How did you program my computer to swear at me for years?

 

[oppp7]

I taught that paper clip to do it.
How did you mess up this sentence?

 

[Neonbob]

I removed the punctuation.

How did you put palm leaves in your toes?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a rapid stabbing motion

How did you wake me from a coma

 

[Neonbob]

I slapped you until you woke. It was fun.

How did you move Florida?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

I swam through the air!

How did you do this to the postman?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot him. With a puppy.

How did you hide my dolphin?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't.
I just stole your eyes.

How did you not notice your eyes were missing?

 

[Ren3004]

I couldn't see them.


How did you take them?