How did you do that?

[Asciotes]

with a straw. How else?

How did you beat Chuck Norris in a fight?

 

[Ren3004]

With Bruce Lee.


How did you find Atlantis?

 

[Asciotes]

I drank all the oceans, so I just sort of saw it there.

How did you craft a +1 sword of mystery?

 

[Ren3004]

With my hands.


How did you find adamantium?

 

[BlueberryFalacy]

Tore it off Wolverines bones

How did you not take the fall with me framing you?

 

[Ren3004]

I had a court-date. Which means I had a date with the judge.


How did you get me the judge's phone number?

 

[BlueberryFalacy]

He's my brother

How did you get through a whole date without realizing he was a man?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

He just looks so feminine. He's so very pretty.

How did your brother get that pretty?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

you don't want to know

How did you get hit by and 18 wheeler?

 

[Sassafrass]

I was playing in the road like my mate told me to.

How did you get that good at CoD?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Natural born talent.

How did you eat that television set?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i have magical godly powers

How did you get drunk at church?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Just couldn't stop drinking that wine.

How did you piss wine?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

simple, jesus caused a miracle

Why was it wine?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Because they ran out of cheese.

How did you change the question to why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I forgot the forum rules.

How did you post that?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

There is a "reply" button. Just clicked it.

How can you make crawfish talk?

 

[ThreeWords]

It didn't, but take theright substances, and you'llthink you see it do anything...

How did you get out of that room I locked you in?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...with ventriloquism.
...because you gave me they key by accident.

How do you make crawfish attack people?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i bit through the wall

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?