How did you do that?

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

[HEADING=1]FUCK YOU![/HEADING]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

[HEADING=1]Snip![/HEADING]

That's a tad well...vulgar to say the least. You didn't ask how they managed to do somthing, you asked if anyone wanted a sexual favour. So for the sake of the game I'm gonna ignore your post and move it on with a much more acceptable answer.

By showing people my avatar. They stop questioning what I say.
No thanks, I think mine's twisted enough... I think I understand my avatar.

How do you light water on fire?

There was a crashed Oil Frieghter. I figured why waste all that precious oil when I could use it for somthing pracitcal.

How did you beat that Polar bear in a boxing match?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

[HEADING=1] well, obviously i wasn't ready for it[/HEADING]



[HEADING=1] Why am i wasting so much space?[/HEADING]

 

[Anarchemitis]

Why am i wasting so much space?

Obviously you don't know how trolls are treated here.

 

[Disaster Button]

There was a crashed Oil Frieghter. I figured why waste all that precious oil when I could use it for somthing pracitcal.

How did you beat that Polar bear in a boxing match?

I shouted "LOOK OVER THERE!" and when he did I kicked him off the Island.

How did you land the plane with no wings?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I used a levitation spell.

How did you freeze the ocean?'
Edit: Oh, and Mr. Troll, you have been reported... Twice.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I did cause a nuclear winter...

How did you manage to stay alive without me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I learned by your example/stalked you.

How did you not see me stalking you? (I was very obvious, you know)

 

[Neonbob]

Because I was busy stalking someone else.
They had my full attention.

How did you drop a piano on an old lady?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I was not on shift.

How did you get such a hot girlfriend?!

 

[Azraellod]

I used a brainwashing machine on her.

How did you get that tattoo removed?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I cut off the arm it was on.

How did you finnish that book?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because my super power makes everything from Finland.

How did you let me exploit your spelling error?

 

[Azraellod]

I overlooked it due to my dependency on my spell checker, which didn't catch that.

How did you kill that sheep?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Oversexing farm animals will do that.

How did you not realize that's how I killed the sheep?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

it wasn't very obvious

How did you give me AIDS?

 

[Ren3004]

Sheep.


How did you find my hidden cookie jar?

 

[Azraellod]

I attached the cookie monster to a leash and had him sniff it out.

How did you deface the school walls?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sprayable cheese in a can.

How did you call the Ghostbusters?

 

[Ren3004]

1-800-GHOSTSBEGONE.


How did you find their number?