How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I made a faster robot to destroy it. And then I hopped out.

How did you put your face in my game?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I created it, for you are playing Mr. Zero goes to a wall the Videogame

How did you paint Mars Polka-Dot?

 

[Neonbob]

A really big paint cannon. GodDAMN it was fun.

How did you redo your hair with a lawnmower?

 

[War Penguin]

I went to a really crappy yet somehow really skilled barber.

How did you create a reality that simultaneously exists and doesn't exist?

 

[axle 19]

I burned a Blu-ray copy of the matrix.

How did you prove their was no spoon.

 

[War Penguin]

I hid it behind my back and proved that you couldn't prove it was there since you couldn't see it.

How did you hurt my head?

 

[Neonbob]

With a very large piece of wood.
And a golf club...and a car...and a baseball bat...
I was busy.

How did you lose your own toe?

 

[Sleekgiant]

With a gun

How did you become so boring

 

[CounterAttack]

By losing track of all my RPs, and slowly watching my world fade to shades of grey, eventually becoming a mindless drone in the hive of monotony.

How did you save me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

*slap* "Your CounterAttack dammit snap out of it"

How did that work out

 

[Neonbob]

I think it worked nicely. He's still here.

How did you access the interior of your mind?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

By thinking.

How do you not know how to do that?

 

[Kud]

I read one of the responses on this thread.

How did you kill your own mother with a broken lawn chair?

 

[Neonbob]

I impaled her on it.
You didn't expect some kind of elaborate death, right?

How did you upset the balance of the force?

 

[Kud]

I... Farted...
[sup]Im sorry.[/sup]

How did you start your own religion?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I gathered all the Mormon's (seeing as how they might believe anything I say)
And gave them a rousing speech about how Dispelism came to be, and they all believed me.
Therefore, there are no Mormon's left.

How did you destroy Qatar?

 

[The Infinite]

With fire of course silly.

How did you you lose your arms?

 

[Kud]

I am a mega emo, instead of cutting my wrists, I put my arms in wood chippers.

How did you steal that guy's wallet?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

In the most epic way possible.

How did you think of such a username as AshPox?

 

[Neonbob]

I held you up, you inconsiderate dick!

How did you come back from the near dead?