How did you do that?

[TheNumber1Zero]

I backed away from 'Dead' so i was no longer near it

How did you make that Cheese implode?

 

[Neonbob]

A lovely little thing called a black hole. Lovely creation.

How did you escape my dogs?

 

[CounterAttack]

With the power of my mind and three years of intense Chef-Mage training.

How did you keep your lock-on even though I barrel rolled to shake you off?

 

[axle 19]

You barrel rolled in place, After I laughed my ass off I finished it.

How did you survive Pirate Ninja Jesus?

 

[Neonbob]

A fancy techy cross.

How did you reveal my true form?

 

[axle 19]

Hangovers can shorten the thought process

How did I do a twenty minute keg stand.

 

[Sleekgiant]

With the crystals of visibility

How did you know I made that shit up

 

[axle 19]

Because I destroyed the crystals beforehand.

How did you out run the 50mph man.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I stole Sonic's speed.

How did you not die when I cast kill?

 

[Neonbob]

You were casting it at a mirror.
That didn't go well for you at all.

How did you retract a written statement?

 

[axle 19]

I burned the paper to ash.
Fire purges all.

How did you swim in the liquid hot magma?

 

[Neonbob]

I put on a wonderful chilling suit. It kept me safe.
And froze my fingers off...

How did you reattach your forehead?

 

[axle 19]

With shiny staples.
I think still right good.

How did you survive my rant?

 

[CounterAttack]

By counter-ranting about the TF2 item drop system and nooby achievement grinders.

How did you defeat my 10,000-strong Zerg rush?

 

[axle 19]

With my solid wall of photon cannons and Carriers.
Solid walls of plasma tend to fry squishy organics.

How did you win that epic street race.

 

[Neonbob]

I blew up the other cars. You call it cheating, I call it aggressive tactics.

How did you rip a song offline?

 

[axle 19]

I ripped a cd in half that had exactly one song on it.

How did you soothe the raging Big Daddy?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of bullets.
...what? I'm not a peaceful problem solver!

How did you electrocute your fingers off?

 

[NeoAC]

I'm drunk?

How did you get me so drunk?

 

[Neonbob]

Injecting people with booze is surprisingly effective...

How did you add music to my iPod without a cable?