How did you do that?

[axle 19]

I shot it out of a cannon.
You never said it had to go all the way through.

How did you successfully lie under oath?

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I unlocked it.

How did you find my "secret stash" ?

 

[Neonbob]

You left the door to it wide open, buddy. And the stuff you had in there smells rather strongly.

How did you get a superconductive polymer out of a sheet of paper?

 

[axle 19]

I switched them when you weren't looking.
Then I switched the paper for your wallet.

How did you stop a chainsaw with your hands?

 

[Neonbob]

I had steel gauntlets on.

How did you get such a horrible answer?

 

[axle 19]

I asked a horrible question.

How did you escape from Atlantis?

 

[Tiny116]

I swam *glub*

How did you survive the flesh eating disease?

 

[The Infinite]

I was the one that designed it!

How did you create that stargate?

 

[Asturiel]

Hey those potato chips on the desk were just collecting mold man.

How the hell did you drown a fish?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Paralyzed it.

How did you eat a fully grown whale shark in one gulp?

 

[axle 19]

I had it crushed into a singularity.
It tasted like a spicy tuna roll.

How did you defeat skynet and save John Conner?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

WITH MAH SWORD!

How did you save the whales?

 

[axle 19]

I locked neonbob in a padded room for a month.
I appeased him by giving him the coordinates of a massive meeting of whales and a nuke.

How did you outrun the flash?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I hired the GOD-DAMNED BATMAN.

How did you kick the past into the future?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I gave him a Delorean

How did you improve Spell Check

 

[CounterAttack]

By adding a grammar checker to Firefox.

How did/will you escape your stag party?

 

[axle 19]

I jumped out my second story window but missed the tree and hit the ground.
The beer makes me forget about my shattered ankle.

How did you beat up Chuck "Iceman" Lidell?

 

[brtshstel]

by melting him with intense heat.

how did you get a nintendo into a toaster?

 

[CounterAttack]

It was a DSi. My toaster can easily fit one of those in a slot, when it's opened out to show the screens.

How did you convert Pokemon Red and Blue into colour DS cartridges?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Determination, and a hammer.

How did you fill that glass by staring at it?