How did you do that?

[LeonLethality]

My uncle took it when I was 3 and never gave it back *cries*

How did you get the funds for a multi million dollar jetpack?

 

[darth jacen]

Years of working the corner... It's hard out there selling oranges

How did you kill the unkillable final boss?

 

[LeonLethality]

Cheating and a R.Y.N.O.

How did you hypnotize the king of the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot all opposition.

How did you get winter canceled?

 

[EqualNOpposite]

I have secretly been paying some guys to burn coal out in the ocean for TWENTY YEARS! The smog of my work has now destroyed the ozone. PREPARE TO MELT, PUNY WHALEMAN!

How did you foil my evil plot?!

 

[LeonLethality]

I asked you nicely to stop.

How did you reverse the magnetic pull of the world?

 

[Neonbob]

I stored up lots of magnetic energy, and then unleashed it all in a massive blast of energy, which reversed polarity.

How did you destroy a dam?

 

[LeonLethality]

I pulled one small twig out of it and it collapsed looney toons style

How did you stack 50 pies?

 

[Neonbob]

Too much free time and some racks.

How did you maintain a perfect score?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a doing nothing competition.

How did you beat some sense into me?

 

[LeonLethality]

A giant tuna

How did you not freeze in the arctic?

 

[Ren3004]

I never went there.

How did you you not melt in the Sun?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm made of pure awesome. The sun cannot burn what is pure awesome!

How did you get your feet to stop smelling so damn bad?

 

[darth jacen]

Whale blubber

How did you win march mayhem?

 

[Neonbob]

I was proved to be the most awesome.

How did you show up on radar?

 

[Asturiel]

A lot of crack....a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.

How the fuck are you doing things in negative time?

 

[darth jacen]

Bullet time...It's like crack

How did you make it through Rapture without seeing any water?

 

[Asturiel]

Ring of nourishment of course.

How the hell did you manage to get your sword stuck in a rock?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I noticed it was a poor quality rock.

How did you get that truck full of candy?

 

[Asturiel]

Candy security went downhill since 9/11, who knew!

How did you make that dog cat hybrid?