How did you do that?

Anti Nudist Cupcake · Mar 25, 2010

Super glue.
How did you eat a piece of water?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 25, 2010

I was in zero gravity at the time.

How did you survive all that radiation?

LeonLethality · Mar 25, 2010

~~Complex procedure of putting it in to the freezer and nomming away~~
NINJA
I didn't...

How did you slap me upside the head from a Kilometer away?

UnusualStranger · Mar 25, 2010

The Look of Facepalm has no limits.

How did you change the color of the sky from black to white?

LeonLethality · Mar 25, 2010

Negativing the colours with MS paint

How did you get the resources for the catapult?

darth jacen · Mar 25, 2010

~~Bleach~~

I sold off all my inventory from the adventures in Washington DC

How did you cause anarchy?

Asturiel · Mar 25, 2010

With the catapult silly.

How did you get to be so crazy?

Tiny116 · Mar 25, 2010

what do you mean get, i was born crazy!

How did you stop the blaze?

UnusualStranger · Mar 25, 2010

I caused a tsunami.

How did you make that hole in the wall?

LeonLethality · Mar 26, 2010

Mishaps with the catapult

How did you swim across the Atlantic?

Tiny116 · Mar 26, 2010

With a lot of drugs

How did you invade china?

LeonLethality · Mar 26, 2010

I led an army of Mongolians with spring shoes, fuck the wall we can jump over it!

How did you set your shoes on fire?

UnusualStranger · Mar 26, 2010

Shoe rebellion.

Why did you have that turtle grow wings?

axle 19 · Mar 26, 2010

So I could win a bet.
500 Dollars and a nobel prize for creating a new animal.

How did you hack into the CIA?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 26, 2010

I played pipe dream.

How did you not know what I meant?

Ren3004 · Mar 26, 2010

~~I typed really, really fast.~~
Wikipedia servers are down.

How did you beat Horatio Caine in a one-liner competition?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 26, 2010

By being a master at comping up with one-liners?

How did you eat the entire Anglican Church?

LeonLethality · Mar 26, 2010

I took away his sunglasses, he was rendered speechless
NINJA!
With a gun and a satanic symbol.

How did you flip the 5 tonne table?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Mar 26, 2010

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

How did you laugh yourself to death?

axle 19 · Mar 26, 2010

I got really baked and watched grandma's boy.
They found me in a haze of smoke.

How did you not get me brought up on drug charges?