How did you do that?

[brunzmeflugen]

Cavemen invaded the world.

How did you post a picture on a forum?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Codes.

How did you become Dr. Hax IRL?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

I read the enclosed instruction book.

how did you form babby?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My cells merged until organs and eventually an organism was made... you know... cell>tissue>organ>organs system...

How did you get me to speak about Biology?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

I asked about babbys being formed.

How did you know all that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I like biology.

How did you want to ask me of all people about making babies?

 

[supz]

because u is a girl

how would u kill a giant taco monster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With fire.

How could you ever think I was a pretty girl?
[sup]Remember: this is the internet...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

Y'damn avatar is misleading as hell!

How did you get into my exclusive club?

 

[Snarky Username]

I used a fake id.

How did you defeat Lady GaGa

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed her in the eye.

How did you urinate in a field?

 

[axle 19]

By unzipping my pants.

How did you destroy Zynga?

 

[Snarky Username]

By casting Valve on it.

How did you steal the hearts of millions?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Playing Visual Novels until I could capture any girl.

How did you think that was a dumb thing to do?

 

[axle 19]

Because beer would have been the faster solution.

How did you steal all my beer?

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[brtshstel]

It was a cooler with wheels. It was really easy.

How did you manage to fight off an entire platoon of enemy troops with just a bolt-action Lee Enfield?

 

[axle 19]

I'm some kind of Beer Wizard.
That conjure whiskey was really easy to learn.

I shot the conveniently placed red barrels.

How did you bend the unbendable bar?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I applied bendgay on my hands.

How did you not see that I was a robot?

 

[Neonbob]

I just didn't pay attention.

How did you get a forest to fuck?