How did you do that?

Omegatronacles · Apr 7, 2010

I pitied him.

How did you obtain that gold pocket watch?

axle 19 · Apr 7, 2010

I stole it from you when you weren't looking.

How did you capture the unicorn.

The Infinite · Apr 7, 2010

Using a lot of horse tranquilizer.

How did you freeze hell over?

axle 19 · Apr 7, 2010

I introduced twilight into the equation.
The sparkly vampires made Satan go mad and freeze hell.

How did you become a mod?

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

I just behaved very well and then one day they recognized that.

How did you become an idol?

The Infinite · Apr 7, 2010

Everyone loved my smile.

How did you destroy that mountain?

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

Well, it involved a black hole, a large boot, and a good swift kick.

How did you slip far enough to die?

The Infinite · Apr 7, 2010

I just kept going and going, I eventually starved to death.

How did you find that steak?

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

It was really, really rare. I followed the blood.

How did you stand Autotune the news?

Sleekgiant · Apr 7, 2010

I autotuned my brain to quit working

How did you find a loophole in my contract

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

I searched through it for hours. You're welcome.

How did you get another roommate?

Sleekgiant · Apr 7, 2010

I called for a hottiegram and kidnapped her

How did you make it out of the mosh pit untouched

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

I killed everyone around me.
That makes so many things easier.

How did you get away from an evil cat?

darth jacen · Apr 7, 2010

I ran like hell the other way

How did you translate the alien language?

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

I hacked into their brains and took the information I needed.

How did you get all the videos onto a flash drive?

axle 19 · Apr 7, 2010

I compress them into a singularity.

How did you outsmart death?

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

I played him in a game of chance. And I cheated.

How did you get warm while in tons of snow?

brunzmeflugen · Apr 7, 2010

It was yellow snow.

How did you make a helicopter with a gram of styrofoam?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 7, 2010

Magic and lot's of patience.

How did you make everything metal?

Neonbob · Apr 7, 2010

I put them in a pool of lead. Easy.

How did you lower the standards of living?