How did you do that?

[Omegatronacles]

I bribed it with coal.

How did you knit this sweater out of hay?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I hired someone to do it.

How did you finally kill Iron Man?

 

[The Infinite]

Using a freaking massive electromagnet and molten steel.

How did you rip your own eyeballs out and still be able to see?

 

[Steppin Razor]

I stole a homeless mans eyes and put them into my head.

How did you survive without being able to access the Escapist for a whole week?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I lived vicariously through RSS feeds.

How did you kill a mockingbird?

 

[The Infinite]

NINJA!
I shot it down. With my air rifle.
How did you die from being on the Escapist?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I was decapitated in a bar fight [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.185177-Ultimate-Barfight-Escapist-Edition-Anyone-can-join-the-violence]

How did you locate the treasure?

 

[Neonbob]

You left your map right in my hand, you know. I just followed it.

How did you beat up a fish?

 

[The Infinite]

With this random stick I found lying around.

How did you steal all the gold from Fort Knox?

 

[Neonbob]

I teleported. Screw the security things. I bypassed them all!

How did you melt everything around you?

 

[UnusualStranger]

By giving them all weaponized hot peppers.

How did you open that game without touching your computer?

 

[The Infinite]

Er I'm something of a telopath.

How did you drink at that alcohol while staying sober?

 

[brtshstel]

I'm not sober. I just have a really fucking high tolerance, so I can appear to be sober when my blood alcohol content is just under the lethal level while that useless college kid over there is falling down after only one sip.

How did you tolerate stupid college freshmen so well?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot the really annoying ones <_<

How did you get along with that jackass?

 

[axle 19]

Pot helps.

How did you hide your hydroponics lab?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Using the power of the Hulk, I crushed it into a tiny ball, then I fed it to be passing frog.

How did you kill that which had no life?

 

[axle 19]

I slayed it with the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

How did you bring and end to WoW?

 

[Neonbob]

I blew up the servers.

How did you get such an intricate sculpture?

 

[axle 19]

I used my time machine to steal from Michaelangelo.
Also Whales are public enemy number one.

How did you make the Kessle Run in six parsexs.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Parsexs is a measure of distance, not time.

How did you become more powerful than I could have ever imagined?