How did you do that?

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

yes please

how did you know that i wanted to be your bondage sex slave

 

[mParadox]

No. Please get out b4 i impale you with my hands.

How did you get so tall?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Sure just need to dry clean my gimp suit.
How much did you pay for me?

 

[lolmanxe]

OVER 9000

how did you survive my bombardment?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was in a bunker.

How did you miss that huge hole in the road?

 

[Daffy F]

With my longbow (Lol)

How did you think of that acronym?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't.

How did you find a zombie pigman in your house?

 

[i don't know]

I was playing Minecraft in Hell.

How did you get this PHAT!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I ate all the win.

How did you make a win beam?

 

[Dirkie]

I use photoshop to make the win beam.

How do i turn on my microwave oven without touching it?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Use the force young dirkie.. or you could use a hammer

How did this room get so cold?

 

[The Clown]

I stepped inside.

How did you skin that cat?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

But looking at it funny.


How did you turn yourself inside out?

 

[TKretts3]

I spun and cut myself.
How did you know the truth?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I guessed.

How did you confuse guesswork for knowledge?

 

[TKretts3]

As I guessed what knowledge was, when I already knew what guessing was.
How did you guess the truth, when the truth was not on the test?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using the hints in the test to reach the truth.

How did you write a test that made no sense?

 

[TKretts3]

I enter destroy five help Cthulhu latin kretts hello.

How did you complete a test that made not one bit of sense?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By telling my brain to shut up.

How did you make your brain stop working?

 

[Nouw]

I became a zombie.

How did you survive 2012?