How did you do that?

darth jacen · Apr 8, 2010

Random explosion that gave me powers

How did you get to McDonald's and back without moving

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

I explained this earlier.
Teleportation. And a bunch of people carrying me. <_<

How did you get a bike to blow up?

axle 19 · Apr 8, 2010

I gave it to a whale you were tracking.
I think you know why.

How did you create an unlockable thread?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

I got mod power. MUAHAHAHA.

How did you get buried by paper?

The Infinite · Apr 8, 2010

The paperboys had it out for me.
How did you buy a country?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

I had the money and they were selling.

How did you save a camel?

axle 19 · Apr 8, 2010

I invaded the middle east.
What, don't judge me it was a valid reason.

How did you destroy the world's supply of Oil?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

Internal heating of the earth until all the deposits ignited.

How did you jostle a monkey?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 8, 2010

I hit it with an oar?

How did you over hype the best game ever?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

I hired every single PR firm on the planet to make an ad. And then put them all up.

How did you get a camera in your ears?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 8, 2010

It was on the end of a fiber optic cable.

How did you not see the black hole sun?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

No light escapes it, so...yeah. It was pretty hard to see.

How did you get a flower to speak?

The Infinite · Apr 8, 2010

By dressing up as a zombie.

How did you collapse that star?

UnusualStranger · Apr 8, 2010

I altered the space time continuum.

How did you find your car?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

I pushed the horn key on the wireless thing.

How did you lock your fingers in a window?

KitsunetheFox · Apr 8, 2010

I kicked it with my fist.

How did you kill that guy with that pacifist demon?

darth jacen · Apr 8, 2010

I beat the demon until he no longer became a pacifist

How did you stay up for a month without sleep?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 8, 2010

I'm a demon hunter.
It's what I do.
By staring blankly at a wall the entire time.

How did you not notice my demon hunter uniform?

KitsunetheFox · Apr 8, 2010

I was staring at your cleavage.... sorry.

How did you not notice I was nomming on your shoulders?

Neonbob · Apr 8, 2010

I was busy with my game.

How did you make the couch off limits?