How did you do that?

[Lazy Kitty]

I didn't, *points* that guy over there did.

How did you find out his power level is OVER 9000???

 

[darth jacen]

I shot him in the sword

How did you escape silent hill with your sanity?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I used my ninja skills.

How did you get ninja'd?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy goddammit!

How did you become so dull?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I never did, you just lost a sense of humour.

How did you get dirt on your shirt when you were outside of existence?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

It was non-existent dirt.

How did you steal all those pixels?

 

[Neonbob]

I used tiny little pliers to take them out of your screen. Haw.

How did you become a dog handler?

 

[Omegatronacles]

Well the first step was to marry my wife

I applied for the job.

How did you finish your magnum opus?

 

[War Penguin]

I stole one and called it my own, just like what I do with a lot of things.

How did you complete Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony?

 

[Feraele]

Blindly...

How did you build the Eifel Tower?

 

[War Penguin]

I carved it from a gigantic block of steel from my awesomeness.

How did you get me a block of steel so giant?

 

[Omegatronacles]

EBay has many useful items, usually cheaper than RRP.

How did you find those steak knives?

 

[War Penguin]

I asked the department store clerk where they were.

How did you destroy all religions?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I did science to them.

How did you write the most successful webcomic of all time?

 

[War Penguin]

I just ripped off Penny Arcade.

How did you become champion of the internet?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I was the only candidate to apply.

How did you lose so much time?

 

[War Penguin]

I just threw a bunch of clocks out the window.

How did you dodge my attack?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I put all my stats into agility.

How did you escape from the doomed temple?

 

[War Penguin]

I just beat the final boss and an exit portal appeared.

How did you stop the moon from falling with in three days?

 

[Omegatronacles]

Every time it was in danger of landing on me I reversed time with my magical flute.

How did you fix your corrupt saves?